[John gives a snort of amusement at the mental image, but he's already looking through a kitchen drawer and grabbing the sharpest knife he can find.]

Wow, that must have been embarrassing. I'd ask why someone would put something like that on you, but I'm not sure if I want the answer to that.

[There's some things that should stay behind closed doors after all, but apparently the digital world didn't care what people were doing when it pulls them in.]

I can be there soon, a knife should be better than a pair of teeth at least.