themainframe | [Video] Have you heard what they're saying on the street?

[When the video clicks on Trixie's still half finished cart is on display and a podium has been set up in front of it with her Cutie Mark logo on it. As she walks on camera in a stylish looking suit a single Digimon...probably her Minion, claps and cheers till she's behind the Podium]

Thank you.

Trixie has called this press conference to address some of the rumors that have been floating around as of the last few days. Trixie is not so deaf that she could ignore the scandalous and frankly insulting things being said about her! So she intends to act as an open book today and get it all out in the open so that there is no further confusion and no sullying of Trixie's good name.

She will address some of the most insulting of these rumors directly and then open this transmission for questions.

First and most egregious of all, No Trixie is NOT in a relationship with the former Lion known as Kovu. We are room mates and nothing more! No matter who has told you otherwise Trixie has no interest in any human in such a manner and especially not over reactive violent beasts who would knock Trixie into walls and threaten her with the terrible gnashing of teeth. Trixie does not swing that way.

Second! Trixie's love for peanut butter rivals even her love of attention, applause and having her mane brushed. She would never however combine it with pickles! What sort of madness is that?

Which leads to Trixie's third denial. Trixie is NOT pregnant. To insist that she looks that way is incredibly rude and made Trixie feel fat on top of already feeling unattractive because of this awful misshapen human form. Some fillies look good with curves but Trixie's body is proportionate when she is a unicorn.

AH! And let us make sure there is no mistake! Trixie IS a Unicorn. She is not a martian, she is not a kelpie and she is NOT an ice golem!

Whatever mischievous creature is spreading these lies in Trixie's name, Trixie insists you cease immediately or Trixie will visit upon you a most uncomfortable wrath. WRATH I SAY!

[Coughs and clears her throat]

Trixie now opens the floor to questions.

[[OOC: Trixie's double has been causing trouble all weekend. Feel free to make up any lies she may have told your character or embarrassing things she may have been doing]]

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[He's not in Hospitown at the moment so this is news to him, but that second item just makes this impossible for him to ignore.]

Hah'actually, peanut butter and pickles doesn't sound so bad? H'might want to add another ingredient to tie it all together...Maybe provolone and then make a sandwich out of it. Kind of has the starts of a vegetarian hoagie.

[The sad part is, he may not actually be joking.]

...clearly Trixie's device is malfunctioning. Did you really just suggest adding cheese to Trixie's beloved peanut butter?

If the device yet functions and you did suggest that you are clearly mad and the public must be protected from you.

[He snickers a little.]

Hey, don't knock it til you try it?

[He's genuinely considering making that kind of sandwich sometime.

...Trixie might be on to something with the madness claim...]

H'I take it you like your peanut butter plain?

Trixie will knock whatever she pleases. You're not the boss of her!

[Huff]

Peanut Butter blends well with things like chocolate, ice cream, jelly, honey and mint. Pickles and cheese fly in the face of everything peanut butter stands for.

What's next? Jalapenos?

[Oh Trixie, why are you giving him ideas?]

Well...now that you've mentioned it...

[He probably is joking this time at least. ...Maybe. ...Hopefully.]

You are a culinary monster.

Either your tongue is broken or your brain, Trixie is not sure. We have a hospital here have you gotten yourself checked yet?

[You wound him, Trixie, you really do.]

Aww-hah, but trying new and different things can be exciting! H'it's like an adventure...in cuisine!

[His brother might agree with her on having himself checked though.]

An adventure in cuisine...

...Trixie is suspicious of your methods of adventure. But she cannot deny that new things are intriguing.

[He grins at that. That's as close as he figures he's going to get to a "You're right" from Trixie, and he'll cheerily take it.

And just as cheerily jumps topics.]

So'ho, what's this about you and Kovu? Heh, have you two been able to get along at all?

[Considering they just covered the peanut butter rumor, and he already knew with good certainty that Trixie was a unicorn, that just left two other topics. And he's not touching the pregnancy one with a 10 foot pole. He enjoys living.]

BAH! Trixie loathes his moody presence. We do not speak. We barely interact. He is gloomy and miserable and being a lion was apparently the best thing that's ever happened to him.

But rumors were circulating about a romance between us as baffling as that is.

[Yep, that sounds like Kovu.

He chuckles a little.]

Yeah-heh, I'd imagine turning back into what you're supposed to be was a pretty big deal for him too.

[Does that count as common ground for Kovu and Trixie? He's trying to find some things in common here.]

Now that you mention it, h'that's a popular thing in movies: Two people who don't get along ending up a couple?

[He snickers at that.]

Sounds like whoever's been spreading that rumor's seen a few too many romance films?

Bah! And Bah again! Whoever is spreading these lies is a fool and the bigger fools are the ones who believe them!

What could Trixie ever see in that brute?

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