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[Generally Dave isn't fond of being on speaker of any kind, but with all of the dark, there aren't many options left. He's been mulling over a message to get out for a while now, but he's decided winging it will work best.

And no, Hawkmon, that wasn't an intentional pun. Don't laugh, it isn't funny.

Okay it kind of is.]

So let me get this straight- we have the ability to suck people in from different universes but we can't handle a black out? Poor form. The dim screen glow is super handy here but when you're new it's kind of hard to avoid bumping into whatever available surface there is. You know, at this rate I'm kind of expecting to run head first into some googoomon crotch.

Digimon, Dave!

Whatever.
Look, this is a long shot but Jade, John, Rose? If you guys made it here could you like, do me a fucking favor and text me? Hell, I'll take speaker crab if the option is there. You hear that? Speaker crab. When did all of my friends become flakes, I swear to god..

I'm not a flake!

No. I know. You're a bird- a googoomon- a- can you not go through my stuff, hot wings? [Can you hear the sounds of a bird lovingly shuffling through beautiful, personal photos? Because Dave can.]

What are these?

None of your bee's wax is what they are. Fuck man, they're photos, what do they look like? Give 'em here. [There are sounds of scuffling as Dave lovingly grapples with his new best digi friend.]

You certainly have a lot of photos of yourself, Dave.

Is that judgment I hear? Wow. I thought we were meant to be best friends and here you are.. [At this point he'll realise he still has the feed on.] ..Judging me.

I'm out. Restart. Just gonna leave a helpless plea for some light or information here. I'd really like some power or something so I can get an early start on thanksgiving dinner, but whatever, I'll take what I can get.

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Depends. Am I allowed to call you Cogsworth?

Doesn't one counteract the other? It's like chemistry, too much of a good thing and you're all set to explode.

Seriously though. I'm like the opposite of silly.

There are worse things than being a sassy as fuck clock with a candle for a life partner.

I just don't know what they are yet.

I guess I never looked at it that way.

And now that you've seen it, you can't unsee it. That's science too.

You could be Prince Adam.

I mean, when you're better looking as a monster, there's something wrong with your face.

Wow? Wow. Are you calling me ugly now? That's pretty dark for a light guy.

Ho shit I just realised you're the candle. We're practically canon now, litebrite.

Then I guess this is one fact I won't be forgetting any time soon.

Sweet. [Time for him to get awkward again.]

So I guess I'll see you around? When it isn't dark, I mean. I won't be seeing anyone anytime soon at this rate.

I would really like that.

[There is a long moment of dead air.]

They... Have toys? I don't remember this being mentioned at any of those meetings Cap likes to have...

[Suddenly he's feeling kind of annoyed and left out about this.]

I'm also a guy who shoots arrows who has been pulled into his third dimensional rift, can you see why time and space wouldn't surprise me so much?

I'm still on the fence about the pets, but flashlights sound like a must. So, I'm guessing whoever is in charge of this operation doesn't have the brains to think ahead.

Oh yeah, they have plenty of toys. Hell, they have merch so sweet I've considered adding it to my richly decorated room interiors.

And I'm a guy who played a game that got his world destroyed so he traveled to several planets only to settle on a meteor and wait for the final battle between a fuckton of star trek cast rejects. Can you see why being called a kid is fucking annoying?

Normally I'd say ease up on 'em cuz who knows what the hell kind of shenanigans occurred to cause a blackout.

On the otherhand, I'm not fond of being kidnapped, so I'm inclined to say they're a bunch of dumbasses.

Well, aren't we lucky? You'll be taking your time with this hiatus then, I assume?

[ She really shouldn't ask because then it might give the impression she cares, but: ] You're an artist?

Tony and I are having words when I see him.

If I can still be called son by Captain America, then I'm still calling you kid.

Look, okay sure if that happened sure it's impressive. But you're still a kid to me. But hey, on the plus side, you're not the only kid here who I call that here.

It's mister kid or nada, bucko.

You can thank the sweet merciful lord Snoop Dogg for my benevolence. Your kitchen clocks are safe from my terrible rampage. I don't even know if my powers work anyway..

[Oops, she engaged him.] Well, I don't like to make a huge deal out of it but I'm kind of internet famous. I have like, ten blogs. Shit is cash, but I don't let it get to my head.

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Pretty bossy order coming from you, don't you think?

As a knight I feel like I outrank Robin Hood.

You can't call that. You're not even old enough to pay taxes to have taken from you!

The cape thinks otherwise, peon.

Yeah, because I'm really going to be intimidated by you in a cape.

Phu-lease.

Oh no, a person with ten blogs. Clearly you must be my mentor in the way of the internet because of it.

[ Dat sarcasm doe. ]

It's not the cape itself that sends the message, it's the meaning behind it. They don't just hand out capes willy nilly you know.

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