Oh, well in that case I take it back. They sound a hell of a lot like someone I know back home. You wouldn't happen to have a Karkat here, would you?

It was a pretty shitty meteor, to be fair. Nothing to do but draw dicks and befriend aliens.

Nope, I'm from Texas but they kicked me out of Earth for being too cool. [That is exactly how it went.] The moon sounds fun, but is it really made of cheese?