[she brings over a couple bottles of very sugary sodas.]

Alright, lets get started.

[she plops in her seat]

I'm Doctor Harleen Quinnzel, graduate of Gotham University. I want you to know anything we say in here is private. I'm here for you. All I ask Is you be completely open and honest with me. Because if you hide anything? Well you just won't get better as quickly.