♔ 007; [video]

[velveteenmage]

Psssst. Hey. Hey you. Over here, check your terminal~

[Whispering conspiratorially over the D-Terminal is...a Piximon. How odd. Has she been seen in the city at all before? Probably not. She's been busy annoying her partner wth her shiny new Ultimate form because wow holy shit it's got wings and is super fast.]

Listen, listen~ I know you're all suuuuper busy with all the...uh...

[She turns and looks out the window at the mob of inexplicably falling Digimon before turning back and pointing at the window behind her.]

...all the that. Stay inside and be safe, alright? Maybe put a mattress outside for them to land on~♥

[Was there a point to this?]

Listen, listen, there's something I want you to help me with next week! My partner, I think he's kinda lonely. He doesn't have a whole lot of friends and he's pretty dumb about the ones he does have. And he hasn't told anybody but me, but it's his birthday next week, on the third. So that's where you come in~♥

Somebody just say hi and be nice to him then, okay okay? And if you want to come by with a cake, I sure wouldn't mind that.

[and thus her true intentions come to light...]

Whoops...I'm pretty sure he's coming back, so you didn't hear anything from me, got it?

[And right on cue, Waver walks in--scrambles, really--with a very angry Gatomon beating the everloving shit out of his head.]



GET IT OFF ME GETITOFFME--!

[if ever there was a well-timed video cutoff, that might have been it.]