...Well, how am I supposed to know?

I only ever had one girlfriend, and that was about two weeks and wasn't very serious before she broke up with me. And the girl I like now is kind of a demon! So... so what am I supposed to do? I don't know how this stuff works, okay? I'm just a guy who knows how to cast spells that make people fall down.

[Nobody ever told me that I'd have to juggle relationship meters or social links or heart points or anything like that!!]