Guilmon's Totally Prodigious Digistuff 008 [Video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[As the camera cuts on it's in the middle of a rocky, mountainous region. There is a Kyubimon, as opposed to the usual red of Guilmon, but the green scarf is a dead giveaway.]

Good day to you, contract holders, contracted, and dark partners alike. I, Kyubimon, wielder of the Dark Flame have returned once more to speak to you all.

We have sensed a disturbance in the ether, and as a result have decided to travel beyond the horizon in order to find the ethereal palace. This journey is perilous, filled with dark forces and mystical powers unlike any mortal minds can comprehend.

But fear not, for I shall protect you, even if I must unleash the cursed power contained beneath my scarf. I swore long ago...

K-Kyubimon... [Ed pats the digimon on the head, giving her A Look.] Really now, do you have to make everything so... dramatic?

Things are more interesting this way. Has Ryudamon returned as well?

Nah, she's still foraging. [Ed turns to look at the camera.]

A-anyways, whatever weird thing Kyubimon was saying it's probably not accurate. Me and Rin just decided to have a look around the island, and we'll probably be back before too incredibly long. I have a lot of experience with this stuff so you don't need to worry about coming with.

...And even if you were going to, I kind of already left because I don't think I could lead an expedition and you guys are kind of so friendly that I know you'd try and make an expedition out of it. [He bows.]

S-sorry for not really giving any advanced notice. Stay safe you guys! I'll let you know if I find anything interesting!

[With that, the feed cuts out.]

Comments

[fuhrinkaed]

...w-well, I mean, I know she liked me!

At least I'm like 99 and three quarters percent sure!

I mean, I don't think that was a thing you could misinterpret...

....GAH WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS?! THERE IS STUFF TO DO. WORLD SAVING STUFF. THAT IS NOT DISCUSSING MY LOVE LIFE!

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[ Shaking her head. ]

Saving the world will have to wait. For now, I have to fix this problem. I'm sure you'll understand--when you're faced with a great trial that takes precedence over other things, you'll make the same choice.

Now how sure is 99 and three quarters percent sure?

[fuhrinkaed]

My dating life isn't a 'great trial...'

[He sighs though, and responds quickly.]

There was this thing I could make back home that was basically a magical communication rock that would let her get in touch with me. I sort of kind of never gave her one and wound up having to ditch her for about a month to deal with a dark god. I figured it wasn't a big deal 'cause she was just a travel buddy, but then I get back and she's like, pissed at me.

So I gave her one to make up for it and I said I figured she just didn't want it and then suddenly she kisses me out of nowhere and says 'of course I'd want it.'

S-so.

That sure.... is 99 and three quarters percent sure... I guess.

[I'm going to look somewhere that isn't anywhere near you right now because my face might be redder than Guilmon is.]

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[ This is a pretty pathetic love story in all honesty. ]

All right, so you screwed up and still got the girl? There's something wrong with your world. In no other universe would that sort of thing happen. It's impossible!

[ Man, it's a good thing Rin's Digimon have wandered off and can't save him from this embarrassing conversation. ]

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[Man when even Kyubimon is nice enough to give them a moment you know things are bad.]

H-hey I apologized, okay?! I had a personally reasonable reason to think it was just business and she wouldn't mind at all!

[codes]

Girls like rocks, you dumbass. Especially rare ones like gemstones or I don't know, magical communication rocks!

[fuhrinkaed]

Yeah, but she kept going on and on about how she wanted to remain a neutral party in everything between me and my sister and how things were just business and that was why she kept teaching me stuff just because she wanted things to be fair and like I thought we were probably friends at that point but I didn't think it was anything more than that a-a-a-and I mean I thought she didn't really like me at all past that at the time!

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[ Is this for real. ]

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Even after kissing her, you're still not sure so I can't say I'm all that surprised.

[fuhrinkaed]

[Ed is a Shonen Protagonist among Shonen Protagonists.]

Y-yeah! So... see? She understood so it's fine. [Nodnod.]

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[ It's a lot of hard work, but stepping up to be a wingman is the job for every good heroine. ]

How can she understand it if you're not sure yourself? Don't be so daft.

[fuhrinkaed]

...Well, how am I supposed to know?

I only ever had one girlfriend, and that was about two weeks and wasn't very serious before she broke up with me. And the girl I like now is kind of a demon! So... so what am I supposed to do? I don't know how this stuff works, okay? I'm just a guy who knows how to cast spells that make people fall down.

[Nobody ever told me that I'd have to juggle relationship meters or social links or heart points or anything like that!!]

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[ You're a protagonist, how do you not know this. ]

This... this is going to take a lot of work. I'm already feeling overwhelmed.

[fuhrinkaed]

[SHONEN WORK. I charm the girls and stay oblivious!!]

...S-sorry? [Clearly he does not know what he's apologizing for, only that one is probably required.]

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Don't apologize for being dense! [ Shaking her head. ]

[fuhrinkaed]

O-oh! Sorry. [Erm.]

W-well you know what I mean. Anyways, what should I do then? [Since clearly you know about how girls work and stuff.]

[codes]

Huh... well I guess first of all you should decide on what you really feel. Being confused and uncertain as to what your feelings are will reflect on the relationship as a whole.

[ She thinks.

She's never fallen in love with someone who returned the feelings. ]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Well. I guess I got talked into giving it a try so that means I don't really know what I feel, huh. Congrats Rin you've gotten him to go somber and reflective.]

When you put it like that, I can't say for certain what I feel. I mean, I think I like her, but there's a lot of more important things I have to deal with right now. Erm. When I get home.

...Not to mention it's been eight months.

[codes]

Isn't that natural..? You're away from someone for so long that you begin to forget how you feel... ah, it must be awkward with the thought of them coming here, don't you think?

[ Tapping her chin in thought. ]

If you're fortunate, they won't.

So I guess that means for now you don't have to worry about it. For her sake--[ 'And your own' goes unspoken. ]--you should figure it out.

[fuhrinkaed]

...W-w-w-w-well I'm pretty sure she won't come here. I hope. [SHE MIGHT LEGITIMATELY AIM A ROCKET LAUNCHER AT A DIGIMON WHICH WOULD BE... actually kind of badass.]

[But no. Back to introspection.]

A-and it's not like recognizing things would change stuff either way. Nothing I do here will matter back home, so there's no point in thinking about stuff like dating until I do go back, right? [...huh. Well then.]

A-actually, hey. If you kind of liked a person who was nice and sweet and quiet and supportive but you weren't sure liked you back, and also you kind of liked a loud and kind of angry person who shot first and asked questions never a lot of the time but you knew liked you...

Um. Which one would you focus on? [NO THIS IS NOT RELEVANT AT ALL THIS IS JUST A RANDOM QUESTION. HYPOTHETICAL EVEN.]

[codes]

This is relevant to our conversation, isn't it?

[ Staring at him. ] Anyway you shouldn't two-time at your current experience level. There's no way it'll go over well for you.

[fuhrinkaed]

Tangentially, yes!

And I would never ever two time ever! That's just wrong, and incredibly disrespectful to the feelings of both other parties! [Huff! I am appalled you would even think it!]

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Never ever?

Not even if it came to a cone of ice cream? My, my, my. You really are a devout individual. It'd be hard for me to resist two-timing with ice cream as I'm a woman with many different tastes so I need to have double scoops.

[fuhrinkaed]

...Rin I'm talking about people here.

Ice cream doesn't have feelings. You do know that, right?

[codes]

Of course I know that, I'm just trying to make this conversation not as serious! I was afraid you were going to pass out from all the blood that rushed your head all of a sudden so in all honesty, you should be thanking me.

[fuhrinkaed]

You're right. Thank you very much for making me not pass out from blood rushing to my head. [Nodnod.]

A-anyways, I wouldn't try something like two-timing at any experience level.