Mark I ⊚ [Video for Bruce]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony isn't looking at the screen but he's still for it facing him.]

Do you eat toast?

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[amygdalae]

[This is Bruce arching up an eyebrow at you, Tony.]

If I say 'no', will I get something in return?

[Obviously the answer to your question is 'yes', duh.]

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[arrogantalloy]

Well I don't have a centrifuge on me right now.

What about everyone else in your apartment?

[He pulls back a little as if getting perspective. He's clearly working on something.]

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[amygdalae]

I wouldn't know. I don't really talk to them.

[A social butterfly Bruce is not.

Also, he sees your business, Tony. Time to focus on that.]

What are you working on?

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[arrogantalloy]

Trying to build a computer.

[Looks at the screen]

And I need another toaster. Well, bits of it I don't exactly need the heating coils.

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[amygdalae]

You could try and see if there's some version of Radioshack here, or something.

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[arrogantalloy]

Place looks like New York still does. So if there is, I'm not too sure if it's going to be open.

Why can't I have your toaster?

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[bigsoftie]

...toast?

[This hulk of a teenager is quite curious.]

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[amygdalae]

Because I need mine to make toast.

[Raising an eyebrow here again.]

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[arrogantalloy]

Really? Well that's. . . Frustrating.

You sure you need to have toast?

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[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, toast. The grilled bread?

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[amygdalae]

Toast is the easiest thing to make, considering the circumstances.

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[bigsoftie]

I have...never had it before.

[Bear with him, Tony. He'll get to the important stuff soon.]

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[arrogantalloy]

Apples are easier.

You're really going to fight me on the toaster, aren't you?

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[arrogantalloy]

That means you won't need your toaster, right?

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[amygdalae]

I kind of need the toaster, so yes.

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[arrogantalloy]

You know, there's meanness in you.

This computer could get us home, and you don't want to give up a toaster?

[He is not about trying guilt to get his way.]

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[amygdalae]

[Wow, Tony. Rude.]

Just because I want to get back as well doesn't mean I should sacrifice where my food comes from.

[He kind of appreciates having proper food to eat once again, okay.]

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[arrogantalloy]

[Why are we being surprised at this?]

Toast isn't food, it's a snack, or goes under food. Like omelettes.

You have an oven to make other food, actual food even.

[Tony avoids cooking, so unfortunately he's not sympathetic to your toasting needs.]

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[amygdalae]

[Well its new for Bruce, he's only known Tony for less than 72 hours before this.]

It's easier food. Why are you so insistent on my toaster, anyway?

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[arrogantalloy]

[Everyone knows what Tony's like even in Calcutta and Brazil. He's a sexy guy, people love to know about him.]

Well mine had a lot of useful parts. So, yours will too. That and you're the only person I know well enough to talk out of toaster ownership.

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[amygdalae]

[You just keep telling yourself that, Tony.]

Nice to know I'm good for something.

[Oh so dryly.]

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[arrogantalloy]

[Well it doesn't help when he keeps reading about how sexy he is in the papers or hearing about it on TV]

You're good for more than that, my good doctor.

[He smirks at the screen]

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[amygdalae]

[This is why your ego is terrible.

Also, totally rolling his eyes at you here, especially when he knows that Tony doesn't mean it.]

Guess I move up a few spaces from 'toaster provider'.

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[bigsoftie]

...no?

[You are certainly a strange man.]

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[arrogantalloy]

Well, considering you're not handing over your toaster, it's not really a title you can have. So you're just going to have to stay as a good Doctor.

Until something more impressive comes along, like 'cheif green beast'