That's so old you were probably around before the planet figured out how to rotate. [ She scoffed, cocking a brow. ]

Wha~t a false advertisement you are, huh? Wanderin' around like a little girl. You're like an internet predator warning. Fat, greasy forty-year-old on the other end of the line, pretendin' to be a ten-year-old girl.

Pfft. You gotta get better at passin' for a girl, man. Seriously.