He's not here, is he? I mean, if he really deserved this and you didn't then he would be here and you'd be in some scrap heap and we wouldn't be having this conversation. [Ryan tilts his head.] Right?

And don't pull that "I'm here by mistake" shtick. The fact of the matter remains that we are here and everyone else is not. About three-quarters of the people here seem to feel like they're here by mistake, which is more than slightly improbable. What's more likely is that you've all been brought here to learn a very important lesson: nobody's useless. Not even misfit toys.