I'm a penniless demon and glorified babysitter that patrols the borders of human and demon lands, and I'll probably die young and alone if I don't get married.
Honestly you'd be doing me a favor. And who says we need to meet face to face? In most arranged marriages, the bride and groom didn't used to meet until the day of the wedding, you know? You're gettin' a good deal. You've got proof that I'm hot.
I've got child-bearing hips and good teeth. That's better than some.
[ Her Digimon, even her usually so dour Kotemon, are both holding back laughter in the background, all while she maintains that pleased, serene expression. ]
Our children will be adorable, and its been a long time since there were mages married into the Ichishi line. You will take my name, of course. Ichishi is well regarded and you shouldn't pass up the perks of lineage, few as they are.
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Honestly you'd be doing me a favor. And who says we need to meet face to face? In most arranged marriages, the bride and groom didn't used to meet until the day of the wedding, you know? You're gettin' a good deal. You've got proof that I'm hot.
I've got child-bearing hips and good teeth. That's better than some.
[ Her Digimon, even her usually so dour Kotemon, are both holding back laughter in the background, all while she maintains that pleased, serene expression. ]
Our children will be adorable, and its been a long time since there were mages married into the Ichishi line. You will take my name, of course. Ichishi is well regarded and you shouldn't pass up the perks of lineage, few as they are.