P-perks of lineage?! [SSssso. Funny thing, this. Somehow, Ed has been pushed beyond the point of utter absurdity into the area where he's actually considering this As A Thing That Might Conceivably Occur. While also not being able to think properly because, of course, of how completely insane it all is.]

Look, I'm sure you have very nice hips and an amazing set of teeth I can attest to the teeth they are very nice even if they are kind of sharp but that is completely and definitely not the point. For starters, I'm basically one badly timed choking accident away from being the heir to a small fortune in weapons and technological development, and on top of that I'm supposed to be the heir to magic itself or something!

This is a lot of responsibility, and I am keeping my last name at the very least!

Does that mean you're accepting..? [Ryudamon is glowing.]

Wha--NO! THAT IS NOT HOW I MEANT IT!