Well, you should tell him to think up a cool nickname for himself then. I found they can be picky if you try to make one for them.

[He shuts the video off after that, Salamon asking him if he's still on about that, geez. It's not his fault that John picks really weird names. After a brief discussing on how the names he picks are so not weird, he makes it back outside the terminal quick enough and gives a wave.]

Hi Sousuke!