[It's actually more like A BIG DAMN PARTY but he's so not going to tell her that.]
Holy shit, did it get into a fight with a lawnmower? [OH MY GOD DRESS.
DON'T WORRY UNCLE KANJI IS HERE.] Damn.
[Watch the master in action, Rise. Salamon hands him his kit and Kanji does what he does best. He selects a thread that would blend in well with the color of the dress, threads it through the needle, sits his ass on the floor, turns the dress inside-out and gets to work. IT'S LIKE WATCHING ONE OF CHIE'S KUNG-FU MOVIES. EXCEPT WITH THREAD AND FABRIC!!]
action;
Holy shit, did it get into a fight with a lawnmower? [OH MY GOD DRESS.
DON'T WORRY UNCLE KANJI IS HERE.] Damn.
[Watch the master in action, Rise. Salamon hands him his kit and Kanji does what he does best. He selects a thread that would blend in well with the color of the dress, threads it through the needle, sits his ass on the floor, turns the dress inside-out and gets to work. IT'S LIKE WATCHING ONE OF CHIE'S KUNG-FU MOVIES. EXCEPT WITH THREAD AND FABRIC!!]