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themainframe2013-08-26 09:46 pm
fuhrinkaed) wrote in themainframe2013-08-26 09:46 pm
Guilmon's Totally Prodigious Digistuff 007 [Video]
[Congratulations fellow citizen of Terminal! Your screens have just fuzzed and suddenly there is a memory showing up on them.]
[The memory is of a large but rather beaten up shack... outside the windows can be seen what would be best described as a 'prehistoric jungle on fire.' Flaming dinosaurs wander the area, and one even stomps by in the memory! But none of that is important. No, what's important is the passionate red-haired girl holding up a frilly french maid outfit. "Put it on, Ed."
The poor boy is, as one would expect, completely flustered by this. "What?! But... but..!"
"No buts!" she snapped, shaking the outfit in midair. "You're puttin'er on and you're cleaning the whole place. No magic!"
"But... why..?"
"Because it's not punishment unless it's a little bit humiliating. If I just told you to clean up you'd be all, 'Yes, mistress! Right away, mistress!' and wouldn't learn anything! It just wouldn't be any fun..."
"Sensei..." the look of DO NOT WANT is obvious in his face.
The memory fuzzes out, and fuzzes back in. As it turns out, he did put it on and is now appraising himself in the mirror. "Man... this doesn't suit me at all. Only girls are supposed to wear stuff like this."
Then, he gets a good idea. Raising his hand, he sends forth powerful arcane magic. At first, perhaps nothing seems different. But maybe the astute notice a softening of features, or a subtle shift in figure--or maybe just that he's suddenly filling out that outfit a little bit better than before? The change becomes obvious when he opens his mouth.
"Okay! This should work!" The voice is definitely not the usual excitedly boyish voice of Ed--it's excitedly girly instead. "And finally..." He reaches for a band that ties together a rat tailed strand of hair on the back of his head and pulls it free. Instantly it poofs out, and he runs his hands through it to give it proper volume and spacing. It turns out that she's actually kind of a cute girl. "Ta-da! Now it's not awkward at all." She says to herself with a certain nod.
The memory fuzzes again and returns to the redhead rolling on the floor laughing.
"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! AHAHAAAA OH MAN!"
"W-what? What?!"
"I didn't think you'd actually put it on... but then you did... and this?! Oh man, this is rich! I need my camera!!"
"Wha--no!" Ed protests.
"What's all the yelling about?" Just then, someone else enters the room, a girl about Ed's height with light brown hair and very catlike red eyes. She freezes when she sees Ed. "...What... did you do?"
"Oh... well... uh..." Ed fumbles for words, then raises her hand skyward. "Don't worry about it! It's all okay, because I'm a girl and this is a dress." he says, before giving a certain nod.
There is a deafening silence. Then, the sound of the red-eyed girl cocking a gun.
Suddenly, Ed is on the run from a hailstorm of elemental energy being fired at him by the girl, who is giving chase. "WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!"
"I'll stop when you stop being so dumb!"
"Weeeeeh~!!"]
[The memory ends, and Ed seems more than a little shocked.]
Uhhh... can we just pretend we never saw that and move on?
[The memory is of a large but rather beaten up shack... outside the windows can be seen what would be best described as a 'prehistoric jungle on fire.' Flaming dinosaurs wander the area, and one even stomps by in the memory! But none of that is important. No, what's important is the passionate red-haired girl holding up a frilly french maid outfit. "Put it on, Ed."
The poor boy is, as one would expect, completely flustered by this. "What?! But... but..!"
"No buts!" she snapped, shaking the outfit in midair. "You're puttin'er on and you're cleaning the whole place. No magic!"
"But... why..?"
"Because it's not punishment unless it's a little bit humiliating. If I just told you to clean up you'd be all, 'Yes, mistress! Right away, mistress!' and wouldn't learn anything! It just wouldn't be any fun..."
"Sensei..." the look of DO NOT WANT is obvious in his face.
The memory fuzzes out, and fuzzes back in. As it turns out, he did put it on and is now appraising himself in the mirror. "Man... this doesn't suit me at all. Only girls are supposed to wear stuff like this."
Then, he gets a good idea. Raising his hand, he sends forth powerful arcane magic. At first, perhaps nothing seems different. But maybe the astute notice a softening of features, or a subtle shift in figure--or maybe just that he's suddenly filling out that outfit a little bit better than before? The change becomes obvious when he opens his mouth.
"Okay! This should work!" The voice is definitely not the usual excitedly boyish voice of Ed--it's excitedly girly instead. "And finally..." He reaches for a band that ties together a rat tailed strand of hair on the back of his head and pulls it free. Instantly it poofs out, and he runs his hands through it to give it proper volume and spacing. It turns out that she's actually kind of a cute girl. "Ta-da! Now it's not awkward at all." She says to herself with a certain nod.
The memory fuzzes again and returns to the redhead rolling on the floor laughing.
"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! AHAHAAAA OH MAN!"
"W-what? What?!"
"I didn't think you'd actually put it on... but then you did... and this?! Oh man, this is rich! I need my camera!!"
"Wha--no!" Ed protests.
"What's all the yelling about?" Just then, someone else enters the room, a girl about Ed's height with light brown hair and very catlike red eyes. She freezes when she sees Ed. "...What... did you do?"
"Oh... well... uh..." Ed fumbles for words, then raises her hand skyward. "Don't worry about it! It's all okay, because I'm a girl and this is a dress." he says, before giving a certain nod.
There is a deafening silence. Then, the sound of the red-eyed girl cocking a gun.
Suddenly, Ed is on the run from a hailstorm of elemental energy being fired at him by the girl, who is giving chase. "WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!"
"I'll stop when you stop being so dumb!"
"Weeeeeh~!!"]
[The memory ends, and Ed seems more than a little shocked.]
Uhhh... can we just pretend we never saw that and move on?