Well, just don't do anything stupid and be sure to keep an eye on your health, jack-ass. And be realistic. Dairy does not mean ice-cream. Grains does not mean cake. Vegetables are supposed to be mostly dark, leafy greens. Fruits have to be more than strawberries. You get what I'm sayin'?

And no. Pizza is not a magical dish that covers all food groups. Its full of sugars and oils and has barely trace amounts of the nutritional value your body requires. If you don't want me to make you look like a complete sissy, you better eat well before and after your celebration.