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[saidlesbians]

It's Valentine's Day or whatever, and if you're celebrating I hope you tell your Valentine that you're in lesbians with them and stuff but -

[Whoever's behind the camera snorts.] Really, Scott?

Really what?

I think you meant love, not lesbians.

. . . Again?

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[Voice]

[longlivetheme]

... Lesbians? Those two words don't even sound... [Baffled confusion. Just. What.]

[Voice]

[saidlesbians]

Scott's special.

It's the l-word too! [Somebody's defensive.] 'cause like, the show. And Wallace watches it and like. Yeah.

[Voice]

[longlivetheme]

I've never heard it referred to as that before, even by the ones I know. Who's Wallace?

[Voice]

[saidlesbians]

My roommate-slash-best friend. Also it's a, like, modern term? So if you're from forever ago and stuff it wouldn't be a thing. Probably.

[Holes. You're digging one, Scott.]

[Voice]

[longlivetheme]

It does too exist! I... [She catches the heck out of herself because speech training lets you go through conversations without accidentally revealing your sexual preferences to strangers] There are a number of them in the court. "Forever ago" though I may be from.

[ruffntumblenut]

What's a Lesbian?

Is it a bean?

[saidlesbians]

No, it's like when girls like other girls. [A beat.] Hey. Hey, you're the one that nearly broke my back.

[ruffntumblenut]

Why does it need a weird name? Don't girls usually hang out with other girls?

[Don't blame her, she's one of two girls on an island of viking men and boys]

Oh yeah...how you doing?

[saidlesbians]

Not, like. Romantically??? [SO CONFUSED.] It's like gay for girls????

[LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.]

[thescaronhisface]

...Lesbians?

[One confused-looking lion. It has been a very long while since he ran into a word he doesn't know.]

[saidlesbians]

[Why does everyone ask Scott hard questions.]

You know, when girls like other girls. [That definition already failed, Scott.] Instead of, like, boys.

[thescaronhisface]

They...do that?

[Kovu really has no idea what that means.]

You don't mean like...mating, do you?

[Because what would the point be? Or did there have to be a point? Do lions do that? He's not exactly one who'd know...]

[saidlesbians]

[Mating? Oh. OH LIKE SEX.]

That's like, part of it but it's not like it's all about sex? Unless you're Wallace, I guess.

[video]

[dualwielding]

[c-c-combo breaker! Roxas has had to learn enough words that he's never heard before that he can make a mental note to look it up in a dictionary. what he can't look up so easily is:]

What's Valentine's Day?

[so, still clueless]

[video]

[saidlesbians]

[Roxas is Scott's new favorite person. IF HE NEVER HAS TO EXPLAIN LESBIANS EVER AGAIN . . .

Unfortunately he's 100% as bad at explaining Valentine's Day as lesbians so.]

It's a day where people, like, give each other chocolate and do other romantic stuff 'cause they like each other.

[dualwielding]

[so helpful Scott]

Oh. Do you just give it to -- anyone you like? You're not supposed to be romantic just with your friends, right? [should he get something for-- oh wait that's right none of his friends are here and they all suck anwsy]

[saidlesbians]

[Most helpful Chosen ever, ok. Except for, you know. Everyone else.]

If you want? Like, I'm not gonna judge you because I totally buy Wallace chocolate sometimes but it's more for like. People you like-like.

[Scott earned the Power of Extreme Like Usage! Good job, Scott. That's not useful for anything.]

[saidlesbians]

[Scott and Mushroomon speak at the same time.]

Love!

Lesbians.

[saidlesbians]

[sob, he didn't want to explain it again. Third time's the charm? Probably not.]

It's a word for when girls like other girls romantically instead of boys.

[Video]

[lionhearted_destiny]

[Lesbians.

She uhhhhh DOES THAT WORD APPLY TO HER NOW?]

Y- you shouldn't mix those words up!

[Video]

[saidlesbians]

It's Wallace's fault! [So defensive, Scott.] He told me I needed to bust out the l-word and I thought he was talking about that show he watches.

[Video]

[lionhearted_destiny]

That doesn't matter. ...It's kinda creepy for an older guy to be mixing those up, it gives me the jeebies.

[Video]

[saidlesbians]

. . . I'm not that old.

That's what you're worried about here, Scott? Really?