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[saidlesbians]

It's Valentine's Day or whatever, and if you're celebrating I hope you tell your Valentine that you're in lesbians with them and stuff but -

[Whoever's behind the camera snorts.] Really, Scott?

Really what?

I think you meant love, not lesbians.

. . . Again?

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[saidlesbians]

[YOUR SCOTT RAN INTO A PROBLEM AND NOW IT NEEDS TO RESTART.

IN 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Nervous laughter.]

The less that's said about how Wallace and I started living together, the better.

[ruffntumblenut]

Whoa...wait...

...you're doing sex with your Digimon!?

[saidlesbians]

What? No! [OH MY GOD RUFFNUT.] Wallace was my roommate-slash-best friend back home.

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh...well I guess if he's your best friend it's OK then. It should be with someone you trust I guess. That's what Mom used to say.

[saidlesbians]

Yeah! I mean. I trust Shroomace too, but like. I'm not attracted to fungi. No offense, Shroomace.

None taken. I'm not attracted to you either.

[ruffntumblenut]

That makes three of us. You look like an even more wussy version of Hiccup.

[saidlesbians]

Hey! I'm, like. I got skills, okay?

The fact that you had to say that speaks for itself, Scott.

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah? Well so do fish and all they ever do is get eaten!

[saidlesbians]

Sometimes fish eat other fish.

Scott, just be quiet. Please.

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah like I said...fish get eaten. Skills and all.

...this is weird. I've never won an argument before. Feels good.

[saidlesbians]

But what if I was a shark? Sharks don't get eaten.

Scott, the horse is dead. Stop beating it.

[ruffntumblenut]

I've eaten shark before.

Why are you beating a horse? What did that horse ever do to you!?

[saidlesbians]

It's a metaphorical horse.

But sharks eat people.

[No they don't, Scott.]

[ruffntumblenut]

You're a metaphorical whore!

And I eat sharks so that makes me cooler.