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[forevernocked]

 Right. So I'm going to start this with a  simple:

Tasha? Tony? Well really any of you guys. You wouldn't happen to be here too? 

Hmm. Well, so the furby and the kid have told me that I'm stuck here.

[Clint can be seen looking around, he seems to be outside the building he was pulled into]

While I really wish I could say this is the first time I've been pulled into an interdimensional portal, my life really isn't that boring. The scenery is better at least.

[He looks to one one side, as someone's poking at him.]

Oh, and this is my own personal chia pet that talks.

[He turns the terminal to reveal a Yokomon sitting beside him with a big smile.]

I'm Yokomon, nice to meet you.

[He turns the camera back onto himself.]

Yeah, she's kind of polite, go figure. So, is there anything good to eat around here and do they accept American Dollars?

Comments

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Wait? You're a teacher?

[Yup, this has surprised him considering her snappiness and flirtiness from earlier.]

Re: [Video]

[fullofthorns]

Yup. Ain't nothin' more important than teachin' little bittys how to fight, run, basic school crap and stuff about honor and integrity. I teach over at the school here.

Teachin' Bitty-Digis.

I ain't a teacher back home...I'm...uh.

Kinda like a...cop? I guess. Sort of. Its more involved than that but its about the easiest way to describe it. Maybe like a security guard. Or prison guard. *chinscratch*

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Somehow, I worry for the digi-future.

You know, that's sounding kind of vague right there, right?

Re: [Video]

[fullofthorns]

*eyeroll*

So like...there's demons and humans. And Guardians. Which are one or the other but usually a mix of both. And humans don't know about demons on the whole. Guardians kinda police the demons and make sure they don't bug humans. My family, we're all Guardians.

I'm supposed to be chasing demons into the mountains and caves and stuff where they won't overlap with humans.

Not really interested. *shrug*

[Video]

[forevernocked]

You know, I would comment on how telling this as casually as talking about the weather.

But I did that with my world while I was still in it. Which is annoying because usually I love making those observations.

Re: [Video]

[fullofthorns]

Its a crap job that I've got no respect for. [ She clicks her tongue and shrugs before covering her mouth and yawning. ]

Mom and dad tried to trick me into it. In a pretty effin' underhanded way. So, far as I'm concerned, they and the "family tradition" can stuff it.

Whenever I go back home...I'm gettin' the hell outta dodge.

And that's if I even have to go home.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Yeah, family can really screw you over like that, I guess.

[His brother has at least, but under completely different circumstances.]

Well I for one can recomend getting out of dodge if you manage to get back, that's for sure.

Re: [Video]

[fullofthorns]

Yeah well, that's assumin' I don't get offed in my first week after my birthday. Rituals and traditions or not, I gotta pick someone and go to their side of the line.

After that its open season on me.

Stickin' around the pocket-pets sounds better and better.

What about you? Whatcha got goin' for ya on the other side? You're obviously kinda from Earth and roughly the same time frame. Probably a different...parallel...multiversal...planar thing. But still pretty close.

Eager to get back or plannin' on enjoyin' the sudden holiday?

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Wow, that just sounds like a laugh riot right there.

Me? I have free room and board in Midtown, New York. And all the trouble I can handle in the form of friends and bad guys trying to make us look bad, kill us or take over the world. Most days, it's kind of fun.