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Right. So I'm going to start this with a simple:

Tasha? Tony? Well really any of you guys. You wouldn't happen to be here too?

Hmm. Well, so the furby and the kid have told me that I'm stuck here.

[Clint can be seen looking around, he seems to be outside the building he was pulled into]

While I really wish I could say this is the first time I've been pulled into an interdimensional portal, my life really isn't that boring. The scenery is better at least.

[He looks to one one side, as someone's poking at him.]

Oh, and this is my own personal chia pet that talks.

[He turns the terminal to reveal a Yokomon sitting beside him with a big smile.]

I'm Yokomon, nice to meet you.

[He turns the camera back onto himself.]

Yeah, she's kind of polite, go figure. So, is there anything good to eat around here and do they accept American Dollars?

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Clint raises a big eyebrow at the interested spark in the others eyes.]

You're... Not going to wink at me, are you?

[ Welp. That spark lasted for a few seconds before he made a face. ]

Why would I do that?

I don't know why, all I know is that sometimes guys wink at me. Believe me it's happened before.

I'm more interested in seeing your style.

Now that, I have no problem showing. How much further is the place you want me to show off?

[ He finally stops walking and gestures ahead of them. There is a foresty area up ahead with a lot of space.]

Wow. I haven't shot in an area like this for a very long time. This, is going to be fun.

Plenty of space. Plenty of things to shoot.

Not that I need plenty of either, but it sure doesn't hurt.

[Reaching behind him. Clint pulls his bow out and flicks his arm out to snap the limbs up and into place, then reaches for one of his standard metal tip arrow as he casually wonders what to aim for first.]

The floor is yours now.

Then sit back, and enjoy.

[After seeing a stone lying in the grass he shoots at it at an angle to cause it to spring into the air.

In a quick fluid movement he shoots two more arrows to send it up higher, then pulls out one of his explosive rounds and fires it. While it snaps the rock in two it does fail to explode which causes Clint to lower his bow looking confused.]

Where's my earth shattering kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.

[He pauses for a second]

Okay, not an Earth shattering one. But still, that was meant to explode.

Yeah. This happens with weapons here.

[ though his voice might sound impressed while he has his arms folded, he is still looking in amazement at the power of his arrows. ]

Great, just what I need. Bum arrows.

[He pulls out another explosive arrow and looks at it, then starts to pull it apart to see what's what.]

This is kind of my whole gig

Anything that seemed to work back home doesn't work here. And if it's some sort of weapon it pretty much reverts back to a duller version of itself.

[Clint sighs heavily after peaking at the insides to find that they are fine, just not working, then slides it back into his quiver]

Well, that's the great thing about being an archer I guess. You can't get much duller than a pointed tip, and really that's all archery is when you don't get fancy like me.

If you know how to use it properly and it seems like you do, the fancy stuff doesn't matter. It could still become a fatal blow.

Yeah well, fatal blows are kind of frowned upon when you're considered a hero. Which is why I have net's explosives and taser rounds in here, also a polymer resin, because nothing says captured like being stuck to the wall in a tough plastic cocoon.

Well, at least on the plus side, I don't have to remake my tipped arrows.

[And with that he walks more into the field to collect what he fired.]

... Hero huh.

Not what I call myself, for the record.

But I'm kind of part of a team of world famous superheroes, we've kind of save the world a few times, and New York a lot of times. More times than you'd think was necessary for one city.

Sounds like you have an exciting life back home.

Occasionally. Personally I wouldn't mind them a little less life threatening. But hey if it means free room and food, I can handle bleeding more often than I'm meant to.

[He checks each arrow before slipping them back into his quiver, shaking his head at his dinted but unexploded arrow. keeping it in his hand instead of returning it.]

[ he rolls his eyes a little as he watches him. ]

Sound like someone I know.

Oh yeah? Are they unmistakingly cool too?

[He gives Squall a cocky grin.]

Not one bit.

Suddenly I'm feeling insulted. Who's this guy I remind you off then?

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