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[forevernocked]

 Right. So I'm going to start this with a  simple:

Tasha? Tony? Well really any of you guys. You wouldn't happen to be here too? 

Hmm. Well, so the furby and the kid have told me that I'm stuck here.

[Clint can be seen looking around, he seems to be outside the building he was pulled into]

While I really wish I could say this is the first time I've been pulled into an interdimensional portal, my life really isn't that boring. The scenery is better at least.

[He looks to one one side, as someone's poking at him.]

Oh, and this is my own personal chia pet that talks.

[He turns the terminal to reveal a Yokomon sitting beside him with a big smile.]

I'm Yokomon, nice to meet you.

[He turns the camera back onto himself.]

Yeah, she's kind of polite, go figure. So, is there anything good to eat around here and do they accept American Dollars?

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[Video]

[forevernocked]

You know, I had a feeling you were.

[Clint gives a short laugh.]

I think I can easily say, I've been human my whole life. Which makes me think that with a statement like that. You haven't been.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[At that last statement, there's a short pause, putting a hand to his chin in thought.]

Not...exactly.

Apparently he's a huge, living, robot!

Way to give away the endin', You.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Robot? Really?

Are you sure, because normally I don't seem to have the best time with those. Kind of try to kill me mostly.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Livin' robot. Like...a species or somethin'.

[Big on biology, this one.]

Hey, 's long as you're not causin' trouble, I got no problems with ya. We're too busy fightin' each other to worry about humans, sometimes.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

[Clint laughs a little at this.] Oh man, that's great. I mean sure I'd believe if after being brought here, it's just that I know a guy who would be more than a little fascinated by that... Well maybe two.

[Let's face it, Tony and Steve would be all over this for completely different reasons]

Well I
m not going to say I won't cause trouble. But hey, it probably won't get in your way... Maybe?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

That so. Seems like we're pretty popular around the dimensions. Robots, that is.

...

Depends on the kind of trouble. Scrap knows I get into it a lot.

[But he gives a chuckle.]

Just don't hurt anyone who didn't start anythin, and we're golden.

[Video]

[forevernocked]

Well, Tony makes them, and Steve only knew about robots as things in stories until meeting us...

Well then, I like the idea of being golden.