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Helloooooooo newbies!

Dr. Harleen Quinnzel here! Resident head shrunken for the whole city! And I wanna welcome you to this crazy nonsense world you've found through the looking glass, rabbit hole or wardrobe. Got any questions? Need some help settling in? Just need someone to talk to?

heck I'll even chat you up if your bored. But not if you're boring!

I have a relaxed office set up in my apartment, first floor, room ten!

Walk ins are welcome, free of charge unless we make it a regular professional thing.

i do accept gifts and payments in the form of candy, food, sugary sodas, more adult beverages...aw heck I'll barter with ya I'm a very open minded head case...fixer.

of course like I said it's not required. Just drop me a line!

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[Mumbling...] Yeah, sounds like high school.

Yeah, no one really likes High School except the jerks who peak while they're there.

And you know what happens to those people who ruled the school and stomped on nice guys?

They become low level thugs for crime bosses while the nice guys get nice homes, families, get to come home at the end of a hard work week and watch TV, go to a movie with their wives and girlfriends.

Those thugs? Get beaten up by superheroes and go to jail where they trade stories about how great they were at football.