The doctor is in(sane)

[revvinguptheharley]

[Harley appears on screen with a cute little Kyaromon on her shoulder chewing on a cracker]

Hey there gang!

So the lights are back on, boy was that fun huh?

[Eye roll]

So with that nasty dark area in the middle of town, I figure people probably wandered into it. Aside from that being both hilarious and horrific, I'm offering my services for people who need someone to talk to.

After all, I am a professional psychologist, and the only one in town.

As for those of you who already have standing appointments, I expect you on time after last week.

Anyone come on over! My apartment is open to you! 

Comments

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

What is a ... psychologist?

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

A head doctor!

You tell me how you feel and try to make you feel better! Sometimes with pills!

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

Head... doctor?

You talk to people? [Pause.] What are pills?

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

Sure! I fix peoples brains!

Pills are medication! chemicals!

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

Why do human beings need their brains fixed?

Chemicals.

I thought those were dangerous.

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

Because sometimes they don't come out perfect. We are wonderfully flawed creatures!

And now you're one of us!

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

I don't want to be more flawed.

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

Then you better have regular appointments with me!

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

But I'm not human.

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

You are now buddy boy. Flesh and blood...so to speak.

I mean sure it's not what you look like, it's what you are on the inside that counts, but physically speaking...

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

Blood?

I'm still myself inside.

[Trying so hard to understand, here.]

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

Sure, messy red stuff humans are full of. You're supposed to be full of it.

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

I don't want to be.

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

Sorry charlie. Biology is a bitch. Just ask any human female.

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

... What?

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

Being a human woman is MUCH harder then being a guy. Try asking Arcee about how much being biological sucks. I bet she has some strong opinions~

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

... Who is Arcee?

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

The lady who works at the ice cream parlor.

Bossy sounding? Legs that go on for miles?

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

[The blank stare continues.]

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

...boy it's a good thing you're pretty because you sure ain't bright.

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

Pretty...?

No -- I just don't understand what you're talking about.

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

What's to understand? Girl humans are different from boy humans inside and out. It's harder to be a girl but most of us have had to deal with it all our lives so we're used to it.

video;

[fuckinstoplights]

You're all human beings. Why is there such a difference?

Re: video;

[revvinguptheharley]

So our prongs and plug ins fit together silly!