The doctor is in(sane)

[revvinguptheharley]

[Harley appears on screen with a cute little Kyaromon on her shoulder chewing on a cracker]

Hey there gang!

So the lights are back on, boy was that fun huh?

[Eye roll]

So with that nasty dark area in the middle of town, I figure people probably wandered into it. Aside from that being both hilarious and horrific, I'm offering my services for people who need someone to talk to.

After all, I am a professional psychologist, and the only one in town.

As for those of you who already have standing appointments, I expect you on time after last week.

Anyone come on over! My apartment is open to you! 

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[fuhrinkaed]

Somebody yelled at me for going off into the woods with someone who was obviously a bad guy...

He didn't seem that bad at the time.

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[revvinguptheharley]

I see.

And what else? Lets hear some of them.

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[fuhrinkaed]

Believing really obvious lies, getting into fights I can't win, telling dark gods I want to be friends, getting stabbed, trying to protect people who really don't need it...

Stuff like that.

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[revvinguptheharley]

Mmhmm...sooooo

[Taps her lips with the tip of her pen]

You're kinda an idiot huh? Well that's OK, I've heard worse.

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[fuhrinkaed]

...putting it like that is a little bit... uh.

Harsh, isn't it?

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[revvinguptheharley]

[She leans forward and rests her chin in her hands grinning warmly]

Am I the first person to say that?

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[fuhrinkaed]

Not even remotely close to the first.

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[revvinguptheharley]

Well then let me flip the script on it.

You believe obvious lies because you're trusting and have a hopeful heart.

You get into fights you can't win because you're courageous and brave.

You try to make friends with evil dark gods and get hurt protecting others because you're a really nice guy with a good heart.

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[fuhrinkaed]

...That's also all pretty accurate, and it's what I keep telling myself.

It just always winds up blowing up. And that's... bad.

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[revvinguptheharley]

Hmm...well they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Give me an example please?