[audio]

[one_shallstand]

[hey, it's Optimus Prime's Monodramon]

So, Optimus is always busy making sure the city is safe and all since the Blackout. Sure, whatever. If he wants to drive himself to exhaustion, that's no skin off my scales.

But I had a thought.

Optimus is basically the commander of all you "Autobot" guys, right?

And I'm his partner.

So that means... I'm in command of all the Autobots' digimon, aren't I?

You guys better fall in line! And start kissing up to me, I may take favor on you later!

Comments

Re: [audio]

[one_shallstand]

... why are they trying to kill themselves?

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

She's insane?

I don't know, I had to sit on her to stop her from going out in the sandstorm today.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

... that sounds more stupid than insane.

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

She's bored, I think.

That and haha, we kinda need to get food soon.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

... Uh huh.

Well, you seem like you have a good head on your shoulders. Want to be my second in command?

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

Second in command?

[Slurred voice, it's Whirl's. Someone found more booze and drank it, drank it all.]

Ha, what do you think she's like Ultra Magnus? She's not that stuffy. She's more like, like... Eyebrows.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

... I have no idea who that is.

But who says a second-in-command has to be stuffy! Come on, join my team, Impmon!

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

It's Cannon Fodder, if you're gonna be talking to my gun you gotta use her proper name!

[There is now a disgruntled Whirl much closer to Impmon now, so the digimon is picking the path of least resistance and no punches.]

Maybe we should leave the military command to the guys who are in it.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

... Cannon Fodder is a stupid name.

Besides, if I'm gonna be in charge, I need to take the initiative.

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

[Silence and then...]

So where is Mister Prime then?

[Whirl snickers a little in the background.]

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

Eh, scouting around the city or something. He says we're not secure yet.

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

In this sandstorm?! And you're not with him?!

[Well, that's a surprising reaction. Heck Whirl whistles at his own digimon getting loud.]

Sounds like something Optimus would do.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

... why do I need to be with him? I can't even fly in this kind of weather!

[audio]

[oneeyedterror]

What if he get's hurt?! Or runs into a digimon who isn't friendly?!

[She sounds... legit pissed off at Monodramon.]

You're a horrible digimon partner! Come on Miss Whirl, grab a bed sheet, you're gonna use that for protection and we're going out to help!

[And before Cannon Fodder hangs up Whirl can be heard saying "About frikking time."]

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

... h-hey! What the hell?! That's no way to talk to your leader!

... wait, are you seriously going out there?! You're an idiot!