[audio]

[one_shallstand]

[hey, it's Optimus Prime's Monodramon]

So, Optimus is always busy making sure the city is safe and all since the Blackout. Sure, whatever. If he wants to drive himself to exhaustion, that's no skin off my scales.

But I had a thought.

Optimus is basically the commander of all you "Autobot" guys, right?

And I'm his partner.

So that means... I'm in command of all the Autobots' digimon, aren't I?

You guys better fall in line! And start kissing up to me, I may take favor on you later!

Comments

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

I don't mean that kind of Holy Beast! I mean one like the ones that rule the digital world! The four big guys!

I've got a DESTINY, you know. Why else would they pair me up with the leader of a whole army?

((just realized I forgot his text color... I'm stupid)

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

Because you're a big dumb and need help?

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

You're just jealous because your partner is a nobody!

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

[Oh.




Oh.]

I hope you're aware that you just made yourself an enemy. Enjoy your life of pain.

[His voice is a hushed whisper.]

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

ohhh, how scary.

It sounds like you're compensating.

For your partner being a nobody.

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

...Wow, I am really not gonna feel bad for all the horrible things I'm gonna do to you. If anything, I'm looking forward to it now.

It'll be fun, I'm having fun.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

What can a pig with no hind legs do a dragon like me?

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

[...A pig? Really? Was Tapirmon really that difficult for him to understand?]

Oh nothing. You're right. I'm just a big silly pig.

Hey, how about we have a "Hooray for the new leader" sleepover? My treat.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

[isn't a Tapir a kind of pig?]

... what do you think I am? Stupid or something?

...

...

...

We're going out for food. To hell with sleepovers!

Anyway, nice to have you on board. About time!

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

[Details.]

Okaaay, fiiine. You're the boss.

[It's a good thing this is over audio, because that evil glint in his eye is glinting pretty hard right now.]

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

[tapirs are actually closer to elephants. Mono is just being a moron]

Alright then! You're paying, right?

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

Oh of course. I'll buy all the food you can eat until you pass out.

[audio]

[one_shallstand]

Heh heh, thanks! That's what I like to hear, um...

... what did you say your name was? Sproing or something?

[audio]

[robotfightclub]

[...]

Yup, it's Sproing. Got it in one. No wonder you're the leader.

Re: [audio]

[one_shallstand]

Oh yeah! Badass and clever! That's me!