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themainframe2013-09-24 01:02 am
shenunigans) wrote in themainframe2013-09-24 01:02 am
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Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.
It's certainly well beyond pleasant!
It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.
That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.
Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.
If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.
It's certainly well beyond pleasant!
It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.
That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.
Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.
If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.
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[Guilmon tilts his head, blinking.]
I don't think that'd feel very good. Besides, ice cream's for eating! You can't eat if it's in your pants.
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It's best not to question his logic.
Because it's flawless.
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[Sorry, Tony, but that just makes him question Dave's logic further. What a strange idea!]
But wouldn't it get really sticky? It's so hot that I bet the ice cream would melt super duper fast. That's why it's good to eat it! I don't think ice would be as sticky, though...
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I'm already all sweaty and sticky, man. Humans are gross when they get hot. It's like the ultimate sacrifice for some instant relief, you feel me?
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[What is this babe magnet you speak of? Guilmon takes a few seconds before responding further, tilting his head and blinking a few times.]
Mm, I don't really know what that means, but I guess smelling like ice cream is better than smelling gross! But if you want to smell like it, why don't you put it all over? Then you'd have an even stronger smell!
[Even if that'd probably even stickier.]
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You know what? That's a damn good idea. Maybe you're better at this than you thought you were, buddy.
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[Hmm, this is a perplexing concept! So perplexing that he stares at the camera for a few seconds.]
Does that mean you want to be friends with lots of girls?