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[shenunigans]

Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.

It's certainly well beyond pleasant!

It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.

That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.

Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.

If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.

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[fullofthorns]

Common? Fuck No this ain't common! This is some straight bullshit!

I did not sign up for this shit.

Weather was fuckin' mild as white toast and then all of a fuckin' sudden, fuckin' SANDSTORM? What the fuck.

Fuckin' HEATWAVE?

This is some straight bullshit. I mean b~ull shee-it.

Lady Roze, you're nigh impossible to translate. Your speech is becoming increasingly less coherent as you add expletives to your--

Shut the fuck up. Its fuckin' hot.

I'm dyin'.

I'm just gonna lay naked in my room until I turn into a pink pink puddle.

...*ahem*...I will...go investigate the...issue at hand.

Whatever. *sob* Just leave me to diiiiie.

[shenunigans]

[Finally someone who talks and swears as much as he does! Wait- did she say naked? Shit, she did. Brain, now is not the time. C'mon, be coherent.]

Uh.

Ha, yeah. You have no idea how fucking relieved I am to hear that. I put up with enough bullshit without having to cycle through weather and mishaps like we're in some sort of shitty sitcom.

[Uhhhh]

Don't you have roomies? Cuz like. I think I would suffer through a week of this shit before I considered putting on my birthday suit for a hot minute around these chucklefucks.

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[fullofthorns]

My roomie is a no show most days. We ain't even talked yet since he moved in, 'cept for me to ask if I could used the apartment for the after-party. Anyways, I got my own room, yeah, and I do whatever the fuck I want in my room. BESIDES, I was here first. If I wanna leave my panties in the livin' room or sprawl all buck on the couch then MAYBE I WILL.

Lady Roze does not handle heat well, she has explained. Evidently she prefers the cold. I cannot see how this will improve things as her wardrobe is hardly fit for public, let alone inclement weather.

Oh my god you snotty little toad! Could we stop talking about my clothes already?

*sigh* Should you not have more respect for yourself?

Are you kidding? I have tons of respect for myself. Don't be such a prude.

Ugh.

Someone come fan meeeee.

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[shenunigans]

I'm so jealous right now. What asshole did you manage to score, because I would murder for some personal space.

Dave!

Okay- Not murder. Rustle. I'd gently rustle some jimmies for the chance to parade in the nude and you would have to deal with it.

Dave.

Did we both manage to get the naggiest digipals or is this a coincidence?

[A beat.] Yeah, you're on your own there.

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[guilmon]

But why would you wanna put ice cream in your pants?

[Guilmon tilts his head, blinking.]

I don't think that'd feel very good. Besides, ice cream's for eating! You can't eat if it's in your pants.

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[shenunigans]

Ice cream is cold, I want my pants to be cold. I'd probably smell good too. It's a win-win situation no matter how you look at it.

It's best not to question his logic.

Because it's flawless.

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[guilmon]

You want to smell like ice cream?

[Sorry, Tony, but that just makes him question Dave's logic further. What a strange idea!]

But wouldn't it get really sticky? It's so hot that I bet the ice cream would melt super duper fast. That's why it's good to eat it! I don't think ice would be as sticky, though...

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[shenunigans]

Who doesn't? I'd be a babe magnet if I smelt like some neapolitan clusterfuck.

I'm already all sweaty and sticky, man. Humans are gross when they get hot. It's like the ultimate sacrifice for some instant relief, you feel me?

[Voice]

[scaronfire]

... I shouldn't have listened to this. It's making me sicker than the heat already is.

[Voice]

[shenunigans]

Sorry to have rustled your delicate jimmies, Potter.

[He doesn't know he's Harry, he has no indication of it. He's just making fun of that sissy accent.]

[Voice]

[scaronfire]

Yeah, yeah, congratulations on the strong stomach and imagination, Bill Clinton.

[Voice]

[shenunigans]

That's Mister Bill Clinton to you, son. With manners like that, it's no wonder The Queen kicked you out of the real world.

[voice]

[headup_stickontheice]

With you. 'm not built for this. First time it's felt this hot.

[voice]

[shenunigans]

I was raised in Texas and spent approximately a shitload of time on a fire planet and I still feel like something shriveled away and died.

At least it isn't permanent? Maybe?

[voice]

[headup_stickontheice]

It's, not, uh...fire...planet...? You're...an alien, then?

[Look Cam has accepted his idea of reality is absolutely shot to hell but he at least wants to figure out who's who.]

[voice]

[shenunigans]

Nope, I'm 100% human. I just got stuck in this game that involved a lot of planet hopping, you know how it is bro.

That said, I know a lot of aliens.

[happiestberry]

Miwako is going to melt away and dieeeeee

[shenunigans]

Sounds like you could use an ice cream or a hundred too.

Wouldn't happen to know where to get any, would you?

[happiestberry]

I think there might be an ice cream shop somewhere.

Voice;

[forevernocked]

I've found camping out in the bath is doing wonders, especially with a bird digimon flapping around.

I'm only flapping because you keep tickling me! It's mean!

Voice;

[shenunigans]

Bath. Good idea.

Wait-- Are you...

Are you naked?

Gross.

Voice;

[forevernocked]

It's a great idea.

[There's a pause. Water can be heard moving as he looks down at himself. Then sounds utterly horrified.]

Woah, woah woah! No! I just put water in and went in dressed.

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[hot_dawg]

You're not kidding, dude! I think this place might be straight-up broken!

It's not always like this! Or it.. wasn't...

It's beyond bad luck! This heat is like getting thrown into a gecko tank!

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[shenunigans]

I guess you could say it's defective. No wonder they're fishing people in here, they're in severe need of an upgrade.

Is that a personal experience of yours, because I can't say I've ever had that feeling before.

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[hot_dawg]

But wouldn't adding more people just make it worse!? It doesn't make any sense! We're overloading the computers or- a glitch! Or somethin'? I don't know how this "digital world" stuff works. My bro woulda been all over this..

Yeah, a couple times! ...I should really just start wearing one of sticky name tags and wrte "Hello I AM A FISH", cuz I'm gettin' tired of explaining it to EVERYBODY I talk to!