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[shenunigans]

Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.

It's certainly well beyond pleasant!

It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.

That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.

Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.

If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.

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[shenunigans]

[Finally someone who talks and swears as much as he does! Wait- did she say naked? Shit, she did. Brain, now is not the time. C'mon, be coherent.]

Uh.

Ha, yeah. You have no idea how fucking relieved I am to hear that. I put up with enough bullshit without having to cycle through weather and mishaps like we're in some sort of shitty sitcom.

[Uhhhh]

Don't you have roomies? Cuz like. I think I would suffer through a week of this shit before I considered putting on my birthday suit for a hot minute around these chucklefucks.

[ Audio ]

[fullofthorns]

My roomie is a no show most days. We ain't even talked yet since he moved in, 'cept for me to ask if I could used the apartment for the after-party. Anyways, I got my own room, yeah, and I do whatever the fuck I want in my room. BESIDES, I was here first. If I wanna leave my panties in the livin' room or sprawl all buck on the couch then MAYBE I WILL.

Lady Roze does not handle heat well, she has explained. Evidently she prefers the cold. I cannot see how this will improve things as her wardrobe is hardly fit for public, let alone inclement weather.

Oh my god you snotty little toad! Could we stop talking about my clothes already?

*sigh* Should you not have more respect for yourself?

Are you kidding? I have tons of respect for myself. Don't be such a prude.

Ugh.

Someone come fan meeeee.

[ Audio ]

[shenunigans]

I'm so jealous right now. What asshole did you manage to score, because I would murder for some personal space.

Dave!

Okay- Not murder. Rustle. I'd gently rustle some jimmies for the chance to parade in the nude and you would have to deal with it.

Dave.

Did we both manage to get the naggiest digipals or is this a coincidence?

[A beat.] Yeah, you're on your own there.

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[fullofthorns]

Ehhh. Musashi just wants to make sure I'm safe. He loves me.

*cough*

I have no idea what this Chilton dude is doin', but if you need a place to parade around in the nude, floor 3, apartment 9, babe. I'm at the end of the hall.

*kissysounds*

Don't be a chicken shit. Not when you could be breezy and free.

[ Audio ]

[shenunigans]

I never said he didn't, I just said he's a nag. It's almost endearing, in a super annoying way.

Yeah uh. As much as I would love to give you a private viewing, that shit ain't free. I'm not gonna nude it up with some chick I don't know, I'm a lone wolf.

[ Audio ]

[fullofthorns]

I certainly don't pay for anything, pumpkin. If you wanna get to know me, I'm hard to miss.

I'll catch you around sometime.

I'm the girl in pink.

Name's Roze.

*click*

[ She ended the link there, tone a playful challenge and nothing more. ]