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[shenunigans]

Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.

It's certainly well beyond pleasant!

It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.

That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.

Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.

If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.

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[fullofthorns]

Common? Fuck No this ain't common! This is some straight bullshit!

I did not sign up for this shit.

Weather was fuckin' mild as white toast and then all of a fuckin' sudden, fuckin' SANDSTORM? What the fuck.

Fuckin' HEATWAVE?

This is some straight bullshit. I mean b~ull shee-it.

Lady Roze, you're nigh impossible to translate. Your speech is becoming increasingly less coherent as you add expletives to your--

Shut the fuck up. Its fuckin' hot.

I'm dyin'.

I'm just gonna lay naked in my room until I turn into a pink pink puddle.

...*ahem*...I will...go investigate the...issue at hand.

Whatever. *sob* Just leave me to diiiiie.

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[guilmon]

But why would you wanna put ice cream in your pants?

[Guilmon tilts his head, blinking.]

I don't think that'd feel very good. Besides, ice cream's for eating! You can't eat if it's in your pants.

[Voice]

[scaronfire]

... I shouldn't have listened to this. It's making me sicker than the heat already is.

[voice]

[headup_stickontheice]

With you. 'm not built for this. First time it's felt this hot.

[happiestberry]

Miwako is going to melt away and dieeeeee

Voice;

[forevernocked]

I've found camping out in the bath is doing wonders, especially with a bird digimon flapping around.

I'm only flapping because you keep tickling me! It's mean!

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[hot_dawg]

You're not kidding, dude! I think this place might be straight-up broken!

It's not always like this! Or it.. wasn't...

It's beyond bad luck! This heat is like getting thrown into a gecko tank!