002 [voice]

[shenunigans]

Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.

It's certainly well beyond pleasant!

It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.

That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.

Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.

If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.

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Voice to video

[forevernocked]

Why am I not surprised.

[Clint starts up a video feed that shows his face and some of his shirt in the shot.]

Happy now?

Voice

[shenunigans]

What is this? A wet T-shirt competition? Man, you keep getting weirder.

Voice

[forevernocked]

How is it a wet t-shirt competition when I'm wearing a leather ves- You know what, I'm not going to keep talking about my clothes while I'm in a bath talking to you.

And you know. I'm not getting weirder, I'm always like this, you're just only finding out about it all.

Voice

[shenunigans]

Don't nitpick. Wet leather vest contest doesn't have the same ring to it- but it sounds a hell of a lot more gay. You really aren't doing yourself favours here.

Voice

[forevernocked]

I'll nitpick if I want, try and stop me.

Yeah, I haven't been doing myself any favours since I was 10, why start now? Besides, you're the one who can't let it go.