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[shenunigans]

Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.

It's certainly well beyond pleasant!

It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.

That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.

Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.

If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.

Comments

[Audio]

[hot_dawg]

You're not kidding, dude! I think this place might be straight-up broken!

It's not always like this! Or it.. wasn't...

It's beyond bad luck! This heat is like getting thrown into a gecko tank!

[Audio]

[shenunigans]

I guess you could say it's defective. No wonder they're fishing people in here, they're in severe need of an upgrade.

Is that a personal experience of yours, because I can't say I've ever had that feeling before.

[Audio]

[hot_dawg]

But wouldn't adding more people just make it worse!? It doesn't make any sense! We're overloading the computers or- a glitch! Or somethin'? I don't know how this "digital world" stuff works. My bro woulda been all over this..

Yeah, a couple times! ...I should really just start wearing one of sticky name tags and wrte "Hello I AM A FISH", cuz I'm gettin' tired of explaining it to EVERYBODY I talk to!

[Audio]

[shenunigans]

Maybe we're like an anti virus program and we need to fight whatever is causing it? This is sounding a hell of a lot like back home- we were glitching there too. Man, if we start skipping around time and being barely functional I just don't want to be anywhere anymore.

You're

a fish. Sorry dude, you're piquing my curiousity and I've lived with aliens.

[Audio]

[hot_dawg]

Ooh, yeah! Where're you from? 'Cause that sounds pretty intense, dude.

[Milo is grinning, and a bit of a chortle comes through the feed.]
Yeah, I am! I mean, until this past month! Lived in a fish tank, went to school, all that good stuff.