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themainframe2013-09-24 01:02 am
shenunigans) wrote in themainframe2013-09-24 01:02 am
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Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.
It's certainly well beyond pleasant!
It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.
That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.
Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.
If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.
It's certainly well beyond pleasant!
It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.
That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.
Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.
If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.
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Unless she's a witch, she doesn't even know I exist.
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Why don't you just accio me your birth certificate and I'll take you seriously.
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