Guilmon's Totally Prodigious Digistuff 008 [Video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[As the camera cuts on it's in the middle of a rocky, mountainous region. There is a Kyubimon, as opposed to the usual red of Guilmon, but the green scarf is a dead giveaway.]

Good day to you, contract holders, contracted, and dark partners alike. I, Kyubimon, wielder of the Dark Flame have returned once more to speak to you all.

We have sensed a disturbance in the ether, and as a result have decided to travel beyond the horizon in order to find the ethereal palace. This journey is perilous, filled with dark forces and mystical powers unlike any mortal minds can comprehend.

But fear not, for I shall protect you, even if I must unleash the cursed power contained beneath my scarf. I swore long ago...

K-Kyubimon... [Ed pats the digimon on the head, giving her A Look.] Really now, do you have to make everything so... dramatic?

Things are more interesting this way. Has Ryudamon returned as well?

Nah, she's still foraging. [Ed turns to look at the camera.]

A-anyways, whatever weird thing Kyubimon was saying it's probably not accurate. Me and Rin just decided to have a look around the island, and we'll probably be back before too incredibly long. I have a lot of experience with this stuff so you don't need to worry about coming with.

...And even if you were going to, I kind of already left because I don't think I could lead an expedition and you guys are kind of so friendly that I know you'd try and make an expedition out of it. [He bows.]

S-sorry for not really giving any advanced notice. Stay safe you guys! I'll let you know if I find anything interesting!

[With that, the feed cuts out.]

Comments

FUCK SUBJECT LINES #YOLO

[codes]

Relax, relax. No one is going to believe you were able to score a babe like me.

[ There's the vote of confidence. ]

SEEMS LEGIT (1/2)

[fuhrinkaed]

...I guess that's true...

[fuhrinkaed]

HEY, WAIT A SEC!

[He just figured it out.]

[codes]

Problem~?

[ Aha.wav etc ] Don't tell me you're starting to lose sight of our mission already.

[fuhrinkaed]

W-well... this not being a date doesn't mean I'm not capable of landing a pretty girl if I ever really wanted to!

I just have other stuff to do!

And this is not a date!

And--agh! We have stuff to look at anyways! There are mountains! Everywhere! That need looking at! By me! And you! And!

AGH! [Just... give him a minute he'll get better really.]

[codes]

So long as you don't confuse my chest for an attractive landmark, then we won't need to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

[ Does he instantly regret doing this? Because he should, he really really should. ]

--Oh, but I think that's a challenge. Let's find you a pretty girl when we return.

[fuhrinkaed]

[What, Ed feel regrets for who he chooses as friends? Never!]

[This is all just part of bonding... probably... he hopes. :'D]

I already have a pretty girl back home!

...Kinda.

[codes]

So you're the forever loyal type even if there's a chance you'll never see them--what do you mean kind of? You can't just kind of have a pretty girl back home. You either do or you don't.

[ Staring. ] Are you admiring her from afar? That's creepy.

[fuhrinkaed]

Well, no, it's not like that...

[Wow have you ever seen Ed actually avoid a topic? Well he not only is but if anything he's somehow blushing worse.]

[codes]

[ There's probably a cliff nearby he can throw himself off if he wants to avoid the topic forever. ]

So it's like?

[fuhrinkaed]

[But I already know that won't actually kill me and then Kyubimon will come get me and by then Ryudamon will be back and she's... weird about this stuff!]

It's like 'I haven't quite asked her out yet even though I was totally meaning to.'

Though that was about eight months ago... but I mean she was really important, y'know?

[codes]

Oh geez.

I wasn't aware the problem was this big.

[fuhrinkaed]

...w-well, I mean, I know she liked me!

At least I'm like 99 and three quarters percent sure!

I mean, I don't think that was a thing you could misinterpret...

....GAH WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS?! THERE IS STUFF TO DO. WORLD SAVING STUFF. THAT IS NOT DISCUSSING MY LOVE LIFE!

[codes]

[ Shaking her head. ]

Saving the world will have to wait. For now, I have to fix this problem. I'm sure you'll understand--when you're faced with a great trial that takes precedence over other things, you'll make the same choice.

Now how sure is 99 and three quarters percent sure?

[fuhrinkaed]

My dating life isn't a 'great trial...'

[He sighs though, and responds quickly.]

There was this thing I could make back home that was basically a magical communication rock that would let her get in touch with me. I sort of kind of never gave her one and wound up having to ditch her for about a month to deal with a dark god. I figured it wasn't a big deal 'cause she was just a travel buddy, but then I get back and she's like, pissed at me.

So I gave her one to make up for it and I said I figured she just didn't want it and then suddenly she kisses me out of nowhere and says 'of course I'd want it.'

S-so.

That sure.... is 99 and three quarters percent sure... I guess.

[I'm going to look somewhere that isn't anywhere near you right now because my face might be redder than Guilmon is.]

[codes]

[ This is a pretty pathetic love story in all honesty. ]

All right, so you screwed up and still got the girl? There's something wrong with your world. In no other universe would that sort of thing happen. It's impossible!

[ Man, it's a good thing Rin's Digimon have wandered off and can't save him from this embarrassing conversation. ]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Man when even Kyubimon is nice enough to give them a moment you know things are bad.]

H-hey I apologized, okay?! I had a personally reasonable reason to think it was just business and she wouldn't mind at all!

[codes]

Girls like rocks, you dumbass. Especially rare ones like gemstones or I don't know, magical communication rocks!

[fuhrinkaed]

Yeah, but she kept going on and on about how she wanted to remain a neutral party in everything between me and my sister and how things were just business and that was why she kept teaching me stuff just because she wanted things to be fair and like I thought we were probably friends at that point but I didn't think it was anything more than that a-a-a-and I mean I thought she didn't really like me at all past that at the time!

[codes]

[ Is this for real. ]

...

...

...

Even after kissing her, you're still not sure so I can't say I'm all that surprised.

[fuhrinkaed]

[Ed is a Shonen Protagonist among Shonen Protagonists.]

Y-yeah! So... see? She understood so it's fine. [Nodnod.]

[codes]

[ It's a lot of hard work, but stepping up to be a wingman is the job for every good heroine. ]

How can she understand it if you're not sure yourself? Don't be so daft.

[fuhrinkaed]

...Well, how am I supposed to know?

I only ever had one girlfriend, and that was about two weeks and wasn't very serious before she broke up with me. And the girl I like now is kind of a demon! So... so what am I supposed to do? I don't know how this stuff works, okay? I'm just a guy who knows how to cast spells that make people fall down.

[Nobody ever told me that I'd have to juggle relationship meters or social links or heart points or anything like that!!]

[codes]

[ You're a protagonist, how do you not know this. ]

This... this is going to take a lot of work. I'm already feeling overwhelmed.

[fuhrinkaed]

[SHONEN WORK. I charm the girls and stay oblivious!!]

...S-sorry? [Clearly he does not know what he's apologizing for, only that one is probably required.]