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HI HI CHOSEN!

And a Happy Holidays!

And just so we're clear I'm not saying that because I'm anti-christmas! And anyone who accuses this good Jewish girl of not loving Christmas is gonna get their halls decked!!!

Now that we have that out of the way! It's time I introduce myself to you knew chosen! I'm the resident psychiatrist, head shrinker and all around therapist in town! If you need someone to talk to? Someone to vent with? Or just a fun loving gal pal to help you have a good time? Drop on by my office in the Fate district? Or give me a call!

As for Holiday spirit, lemme tell you one of my favorite Christmas memories. Me and my best friend Ivy had this one year where we got to go out on a shopping spree with one of the richest blue bloods in town! He was so good to us! Bought us everything we wanted without so much as a word!

And we ended the night with a MASSIVE Christmas tree. It was magical, it was fashionable and most importantly? It was with my best friend in the world!

As the weather gets chilly and bitter let's all find someone special to snuggle up to. Partners, other chosen. We're all family here and Christmas is about family!

No matter how much they can sometimes annoy you!

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....So. I might as well ask, but what exactly is 'christmas' and why the pit would anyone decorate a tree?

Christmas is a wonderful holiday that people celebrate with their friends and family...usually.

It's a holiday all about peace, good will towards one another, hope and other warm fuzzy feelings that you'd probably claim to hate.

It's also all about greed for some people because you get gifts, as well as giving gifts to people. Tales are told of a magical man who travels around the world dishing out sweet justice as good children get gifts and bad children get lumps of rock.

As for the tree? It looks pretty! People set up trees in their living room with ornaments and decorations to be festive. And then that magical man leaves the gifts under your tree while you sleep.

Alright, hold on a nano. You're telling me that you people believe in a magical man who gives 'sweet justice' to good children and rock to bad children.

What the scrap. Have you got your circuits crossed or something? Why would you even let some strange man with gifts near you? Aren't you worried he's going to try and kill you or something? What makes this magic man so special?

[Blackarachnia couldn't argue with Harley's assessment that she didn't like this fuzzy sentimental feelings. That was a stupid Maximal thing and she was definitely not a Maximal. At least, that's what she kept telling herself.]

....You do realize trees burn right? What stops someone from setting it on fire and burning down the entire building with everyone in it.

Well, we come from a world where magic is very real, and mythical creatures like gods have been proven to exist. So if he's as powerful as the legends say then there's nothing we could really do to stop him.

As for the tree thing...yeah would you believe in the old days back before technology people used to decorate the trees with paper rings and lit candles? Crazy! And I'm an expert.

These days we use nice safe electric lights, ornaments and such.

I know you're not big on the charity and good will towards others thing, but it is a nice excuse to hang out with people you like, give them gifts to show them you appreciate them and have a good time doing what you want instead of your job.

..And I come from a world where planet eating transformers are a thing and so are flying purple saurians. That doesn't mean I wouldn't try to stop him.

[Have a slightly disbelieving look at the tree thing.]

Your ancestors really didn't want to live, did they.

Not big on charity and good will is an understatement. The only reason a Pred would indulge in either of those is if there is something to gain from it.

...and the last bot I showed 'appreciation' for, I shot.

Humans are pretty good at doing stupid things. We're also surprisingly hard to kill.

You have a particular way of showing you care. I like it~

...Don't tell me. I know exactly how hard you slop headed idiots are to kill. We set the valley your ancestors evolved in and you still manage to survive.

[She shakes her head a bit.]

Yeah well, it was for his own good. Either I shot him or he got his head blown off.

Aw see? That's what I like about you legs.

You're a "Badgirl" but you're not a bad girl! You get it? I mean we're all awful people on some level. I figure that's why the Digital World pulls more kids here then adults. Once you become an adult you're pretty much assured to be terrible in one way or another. But sometimes it takes someone willing to do the bad things to make something really good happen.

People like you? Very important to making the world tough enough to survive.

You think so? And what if I told you that even if they tried to pull me in as a 'child' they would fail. Cybertronian's don't have children. We're all made and given sparks.

[Shrug]

You might have something there I guess. I will slag anyone that gets in my way, but other wise, whatever. It's not like I have someone making me follow orders here. Pit, if the flying purple saurian did show up, I'd be happy to sick Venom on him and wipe the floor with his programming.

Age is just a state of mind really.

[shrug right back]

I like that word "Slag." It's kinda grungy in a hip way.

Just so I know to give you first shot at him, who is this purple lizard of which you speak?

...Then I know some bots that will never grow up.

[Like most of the Preds back home.]

Glad you like it. There are a lot of fun words I know.

[Blackarachnia grumbles softly and begins toying with something off screen.]

The purple menace is Megatron. The slag sucking megalomaniac is the leader of the Predacons stuck on that stupid mudball he crashed us into. He's tried to scrap me on more than one occasion.

You could say we don't see eye to eye.

Sounds like it.

...either that or he loves you. The heart is a mysterious thing.

[That thought ALONE gives her a full body shudder.]

Pit no. Just no. The only thing that bot loves is power and doing anything to get it. I doubt his spark is even capable of liking anyone else.

Ugh, boy do I know that type!

Sounds like you blasting him to bits would be the best treatment Doctor Harley could prescribe.

[That actually makes her snicker.]

Good because it would happen either way. That bot deserves ever second of pain he gets.

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