The emperor's clothes trick!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Trixie casually strolls out of her room with her PawnChessmon hot on her heels looking flustered. This is because she's only wearing her hat and her cape. She informs him to turn on the communicator and he fumbles with it as she passes through the living room heading for the door.

The first image to appear on the network is of her bubbly blue butt complete with matching moon and stars markings on the sides like a tattoo. The camera pans up and she turns to face the camera with a flourish of her cape and flashing her modest sized bare chest in the process]

Greetings adoring fans! It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

And Trixie is curious. With the city all smashed up are there ANY businesses open? Preferably where Tricie can procure more of those lovely peanut butter crackers they had in the vending machine near the main Terminal?

[not even mentioning the nudity... Because why would she?]

Comments

[adashofloyalty]

Hehe, not everyone here sees it that way.

(Actually, she's pretty sure no one sees it like that but Trixie.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Stupid new body. Stupid new culture and traditions.

Trixie never thought she'd long to be back on that awful little rock farm...but anything's better then this.

[She's starting to feel overwhelmed again by how out of her element she is]

[adashofloyalty]

Hey now...you'll get the hang of it! So you have to put on more than just your hat and cape; no big deal! Just think of it as a way to show off your awesomeness even more.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Trixie is beginning to question just how much awesomeness this world is capable of despite Rainbow Dash's insistence.

[adashofloyalty]

Hehehe~

(Has Trixie even seen beyond the walls of her apartment? Rainbow's curious about that much at least.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Of course, but the city is kind of in ruins after last months attack so there's not much to see in Trixie's opinion. And it's not like she's going to participate in manual labor]

[adashofloyalty]

Aaaaaaanyway, if you need an extra set of clothes until Rarity gets you some I guess I could let you borrow some.

(She does expect them back.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Hmpf.

Well Trixie supposes it would get everyone to stop yelling at her about it. So tiresome.

But are we the same size?

[adashofloyalty]

(She thinks about it a moment before shrugging.)

Never had to compare sizes with other ponies before, especially not when it comes to our flanks.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Well it's not as much a problem when ponies are allowed to walk around wearing as little as they like without being yelled at by blushing prudish oppressors.

[adashofloyalty]

Of course not, but...this isn't Equestria!

(Be patient, Rainbow...she'll learn sooner or later.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

My point being that just because humans are used to doing it one way, doesn't mean ponies aren't smarter about it.

Maybe all they need is to experience it themselves.

[adashofloyalty]

(In the name of Luna, she did NOT just say that!)

...Are you serious?!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Is Trixie wrong?

Human's can't know everything.

[adashofloyalty]

But...of course not, but that doesn't mean everyone wants to!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

And it would be just SO rude to force the humans to walk around without clothes just because it's what we're comfortable with. Correct?

[adashofloyalty]

Uh...yeah! We're supposed to be blending in with 'em, not standing out. Besides, I can blend in and stand out at the same time!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

But by that logic it's rude for them to force us to wear clothes just because it's what they are comfortable with!

Who said anything about blending in? The great and powerful Trixie does not blend in!

[adashofloyalty]

Who said you've gotta wear them all the time? What about night time when it's just you in your room with nopony else around?! Well, except maybe your partner...!

(And cue facehoof, or facepalm as it's commonly known.)

[elementofpeanutbutter]

It still feels oppressive.

Trixie will need custom tailored clothes as to not interfere with her performance. Her motions must not be slowed down by baggy garments.

[adashofloyalty]

Haha, sure; Rarity's the best in all of Ponyville when it comes to clothes! She won't let you down.