The emperor's clothes trick!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Trixie casually strolls out of her room with her PawnChessmon hot on her heels looking flustered. This is because she's only wearing her hat and her cape. She informs him to turn on the communicator and he fumbles with it as she passes through the living room heading for the door.

The first image to appear on the network is of her bubbly blue butt complete with matching moon and stars markings on the sides like a tattoo. The camera pans up and she turns to face the camera with a flourish of her cape and flashing her modest sized bare chest in the process]

Greetings adoring fans! It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

And Trixie is curious. With the city all smashed up are there ANY businesses open? Preferably where Tricie can procure more of those lovely peanut butter crackers they had in the vending machine near the main Terminal?

[not even mentioning the nudity... Because why would she?]

Comments

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Just because you're right doesn't mean Trixie has to like it.

Humans would probably be much happier if they were less uptight.

[fullofthorns]

Oh, I totally agree. And honestly, if I could walk around in the buff all the time without trouble, I probably would. I'm pretty hot shit and all.

But its rude runnin' around naked. So put some damned clothes on.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Relax! Trixie's already on her way to get more clothes. Stop calling her rude! It's not as if I'm going out of my way to make humans bleed.

[She's still hung up on that]

[fullofthorns]

Villain. Using your magic to cripple the humans. [ She rumbled, barely keeping a straight face. ]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Kersmirk]

If Trixie's good looks are the only magic she has left she'll be happy to abuse that power.

[fullofthorns]

An abuse of power? Tsk. Its my job to make sure magical creatures don't abuse their powers, y'know. Might wanna be careful, Oz.

Wouldn't wanna have to wrestle with you, bein' new and all.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Who is this Oz you keep referring to?

And don't be so confident that just because Trixie lacks her horn she cannot defend herself against attack pink haired nothuman.

[fullofthorns]

[ She chuckles, arching a brow and rubbing the back of her neck. ]

Oz the Great and Powerful.

Anyways, 'long as you're gettin' clothes taken care of, my work is done. I've got a big project I'm doin' and can't really entertain myself here anymore.

You take care of yourself and stay warm, yeah? I'll see you around.

*click*