The emperor's clothes trick!

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Trixie casually strolls out of her room with her PawnChessmon hot on her heels looking flustered. This is because she's only wearing her hat and her cape. She informs him to turn on the communicator and he fumbles with it as she passes through the living room heading for the door.

The first image to appear on the network is of her bubbly blue butt complete with matching moon and stars markings on the sides like a tattoo. The camera pans up and she turns to face the camera with a flourish of her cape and flashing her modest sized bare chest in the process]

Greetings adoring fans! It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

And Trixie is curious. With the city all smashed up are there ANY businesses open? Preferably where Tricie can procure more of those lovely peanut butter crackers they had in the vending machine near the main Terminal?

[not even mentioning the nudity... Because why would she?]

Comments

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[INFINITE SIGH.]

We don't.

That's why we wear clothes.

So that we won't get distracted.

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

That sounds like more of a personal problem.

Have you ever considered just having willpower?

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

MY WILLPOWER IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!!!!!

[FLAILING ENSUES!]

Re: [video]

[elementofpeanutbutter]

[Chuckles]

You would make a good clown. You should consider it.

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

Oh for the love of--

JUST PUT ON SOME PANTS. If you want information, we can talk AFTER you're wearing clothes!

[A pause, then]

SHIRTS ARE ALSO REQUIRED.

[Click.]