8th Shot Fired [video]

[oneeyedterror]

[Look, it's everyone's favourite one eyed 12 year old girl who is actually a 4 million year old robot dude!

... and it looks like as he's talking to you all? Jetstream is braiding his hair, and it doesn't look like Whirl is stopping the digimon.]

Look, I kinda get that humans don't live too long and all that scrap. But you guys make up a lot of frikking reasons to have parties. And some of them are really silly, [Jetstream sort of tugs on his hair, which gets an ow.] no offense to like. Roze and her year party.

[Cause he likes Roze, but everyone else?]

Like "birthdays". Just have a frikking party because you want to, really.

[Another hair yank followed by another ow, and a huff.]

Or just think of something frikking better to celebrate.

[And then he adds, as almost like an after thought.]

Oh yeah and that annoying slagheap Misfire doesn't seem to be here anymore. Frikking pity, really.

Comments

[headup_stickontheice]

[Cam has never understood the deep-voiced little girl who swears a lot that he sees sometimes. But, uh. He might as well try?]

I mean, I'm not really too wild about parties all the time, but it's like... Celebrating a person. For birthdays. You're...honoring their life, it's not like a general party where you just...

...party.

[Articulate as shit.]

[oneeyedterror]

[Hey now, Whirl's voice isn't as deep as say... Optimus'.]

Still doesn't make much sense to me, especially the year thing. A year is frikking short.

A party to party makes more sense.

[headup_stickontheice]

It's not that short to some people. And that's more like, hey, I survived another year, here's to the best of next one! [......He winces. Bad wording.]

Look, if I knew I wasn't gonna be pestered into going and my girlfriend wasn't playing, I wouldn't be headed to it. Already said, parties aren't my thing.

[oneeyedterror]

It's short when you're over four million years old, little guy. [Yes, he just called you "little guy" even though Cam is probably taller than Whirl right now.]

Hey, I'm going but just cause it's free food and drinks.

[headup_stickontheice]

[...

Ohhhhh.]

So, you're a robot, huh? Or...something else...?

[oneeyedterror]

Cybertronian, yeah.

[Oh good, someone who kinda got it without so many questions.

Whirl kind of likes you now, Cam.]

[headup_stickontheice]

Like some of the others here? Wow, didn't realize how many of you guys are wandering around.

[oneeyedterror]

Yeah, like Wheeljack and Optimus. [A shrug.] It's not like we frikking stand out too much here.

[headup_stickontheice]

You've got those glowy-eyes, right? At least, Ratchet, he did. And so does Optimus. Kinda hard to see sometimes... ...D'you have 'em? [He squints.] Well, it.

[oneeyedterror]

Maybe? I don't frikking check.

[He does, but it's hard to tell in a well lit room.]

[headup_stickontheice]

You could look in a mirror in a dark room.

[oneeyedterror]

Why the hell would I do that?

[headup_stickontheice]

To check it out. Wouldn't you wanna know for sure?

[oneeyedterror]

Not really.

It's not like it frikking changes how I can see.

[headup_stickontheice]

Alright, alright, you say so.

[oneeyedterror]

[Judging look at you Cam. Judging.]

[headup_stickontheice]

[He holds up a hand with a barely restrained smile.]

Sorry, man. ...Er, girl? ...What'd'you like being called?

[oneeyedterror]

My name frikking works.

It's Whirl.

[headup_stickontheice]

O-oookay! I mean, like-- are you a, are... Do you think you're... Are you a...guy...or...?

[oneeyedterror]

... He works just fine.

[Even though his digimon refer to Whirl as a "she" it's not like he goes about correcting them.]

[headup_stickontheice]

Okay, he. Thanks. Just...didn't wanna screw that up.

[oneeyedterror]

Whatever, little guy.

[Le shrug.]

[headup_stickontheice]

[S-sigh.]