[Text] - Future Dated to 1/4

[fuhrinkaed]

[Suddenly, everyone's D-Terminal gets a text message.]

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[It seems someone's gotten lost.]

Comments

[fuhrinkaed]

I'm... pretty sure I didn't die. I'm just lost, and I'm wondering if anyone knows where I am.

[ruffntumblenut]

If they know where you are before you ask that probably means they're stalking you, ready to do something terrible to you.

[fuhrinkaed]

I guess that's true... but if they just told me then I'd know that, too, and then I could meet them and we could talk and then I'd have a new friend.

[ruffntumblenut]

Well that's one way of ruining a perfectly good sneak attack.

[fuhrinkaed]

Is that really such a bad thing? I mean, sneak attacks are kind of mean and shouldn't be used to make a first impression.

People won't like it, and it's really rude!

[ruffntumblenut]

Only boring people don't like sneak attacks.

They're fun! Not as fun as big loud explosive attacks but still fun.

[fuhrinkaed]

No sneak attacks!

...Explosives are okay, in limited circumstances, but sneak attacks are just rude.

[ruffntumblenut]

Fiiiine. Ruin my fun.

But seriously I'm no where near you...probably.

And no limiting my explosions!

[fuhrinkaed]

Don't explode people for no reason!

[ruffntumblenut]

Alright alright.

..."Because it's fun" counts as a reason.

[fuhrinkaed]

Denied. Completely denied.

[ruffntumblenut]

You can't deny me! I deny you!

I deny your face!

[fuhrinkaed]

Your denial request for my face just came back.

It was denied.

[ruffntumblenut]

You can't deny my denial! I deny it!