themainframe | 9th Shot Fired [Video]

[At first the video seems to be getting a nice view of some trees from underneath them, but it doesn't stay on that for long before it's jostled and moved to show a... Saberdramon with a Clockmon in its mouth, that it's shaking like a rag doll. But it's not just the scene that's hilarious.

It's who it's happening to that is hilarious.]

It's not my fault she's been like that since I Digivolved! [Oh hey, that sounds like Whirl's Gotsumon, Rotorstorm's voice coming from the poor Clockmon, who is now being spit out onto the ground.

Which gets the person holding the Terminal to laugh, catching the attention of the Saberdramon and somehow the giant black bird looks sheepish as it mutters. And that muttered voice sounds a lot like Whirl's Impmon, Jetstream. And hey now the person filming is gonna talk.]

Yeah so, all that slag that happened a bit ago. Optimus, Wheeljack and Girlie? You all get out okay? Are we doing anything about all this scrap or what?

[Best Autobot checking on his fellow Autobots.]

And um, Sophia an Roze you two alright? [Silence then...]

Anyone stupid enough to get fragged in all that?

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See you made it out okay.

[There's bruising, as usual, but Wheeljack would live. It's not like he hasn't had worse before. From the looks of it, he's sitting against a seat car of the train, two bunnies napping in his lap.

Aww.]

You'll have to ask Prime. You know what happens when I start makin' plans.

Didn't die, that's for sure!

[Whelp, now the camera is turned on Whirl, so Wheeljack can see that he is in... a fancy dress that has seen better days, and that there is a Crest of Purity around his neck too. Jetstream put it on him as soon as they made it out of the city alive.]

That's why I asked after you lot. And where the frikking hell are you?

[Because what are trains, he's been traveling by burd.]

Got yourself a kilt, huh.

[Yeah, don't even try to correct him on that. Everything not pants is a kilt.]

And look, ya got your own little glowstick.

[At the question, though, he looks up at the ceiling, then over to the left.]

...A train.

Dress. Had a date the night everything went fragging nuts.

[Still going to correct him on the kilt thing, but that's because he doesn't know what a kilt is.]

A train. [And oh yeah... glowstick, absently brings a hand to fiddle with the Crest.]

Yeah this thing showed up when I was bein' pestered by Killer, dunno why.

...You.

Had a date.

[SORRY THAT JUST CANCELS OUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU SAID.]

Yeah.

So what?

[It's not like it was fun or anything.]

Didn't think it was...yannow.

Possible.

At least for them to return alive.

Primus, you're acting like I told you I found my Conjunx Endura.

[IGNORING YOU, the digimon, not Wheeljack.]

Just sayin'.

You're not exactly Mr. Charmin' Personality.

That's saying it politely.

Well then isn't it a good thing it was just to be nice to a friend's "father".

[Can you hear the quotes around the word "father", because Whirl still doesn't know what that is.]