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[Here we have Harley, lounging in one of the train cars with what looks to be all the junk from her apartment...and some of the junk from other peoples apartments. Apparently while everyone else was evacuating Harley was looting. Feel free to call her out on it if you see something of yours]

Hi Hi chosen! It's your favorite and only Doctor, Harley here!

Just checking in with you all, my patients especially. Seeing as my office has been reduced to a smoking hole in the ground...I thought I should offer to take any appointments and chit chats over the comms in private. If that doesn't work for you, either try to find me here on the train, or we can set up a meeting in one of these pit stops we're looking forward to.

As for the rest of you...your homes just blew up! You're already in a strange new world and everything you knew and felt safe with is GONE! JUST GONE! Possibly forever!

Don't cha feel the urge to talk it out with someone? Maybe get a hug?

Call me now! My rates are incredibly affordable...that is to say make me an offer. If you're interesting enough I might even work my therapeutic magic for free.

As for any of my pals...did we lose anyone? Anyone noticeable anyway?

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[Blackarachnia gives her a very deadpanned look.]

They're right over there. Three feet to your left and if you really want a description, they're round, metal and one of them looks like it has teeth marks on the side when Venom got a little too interested in getting into it's contents. I lost an entire chocolate cake that day.

[Hee hee, Deadpanned. I get it]

[Casually she lifts up one of the pans with her foot and examines the teeth marks]

Well I'll be! I suppose they are. Lucky for you you get the best friends discount and can have them back for a hug.

[She can't stop the slight twitch or the facepalm that happens.]

Great and exactly where the slag are you anyway huh?

I'm on one of the trains...not sure which one.

But I just was doing a little...safety check of the apartments. Didn't want anyone to get left behind. Not even these babies.

[Lovingly stroking one of the pans]

[Was she.. stroking the pan? Blackarachnia just shakes her head. Why was she friends with her again?]

Safety checks. Right. From the looks of it you did more looting than checking. So, find anything interesting other than my cake pans.

Oh tons! Knick Knacks, what nots and more! If you see anything you like maaaaybe I'll let you keep em~

[After all she's greedy but generous to her friends.]

And aren't you glad I did my "Safety checks"? Now you don't need new pans.

Gee what would I do without you Harley.

[Well, at least she could get her pans back eventually.]

..I might be interested in some clothes somewhere down the line if you have any spares. I didn't get a chance to grab much from my apartment as you probably saw.

Remain a sourpuss who couldn't admit she enjoys baking but is also a totally wicked ass kicker?

[Grin]

Oh I bet we could find you a thing or two. After all I've got more then can fit me. And I'm good with a needle and thread but I'm no tailor.

[She rolls her eyes but can't really argue with Harley on that.]

Whatever helps. Do you have any idea where your train... thing is heading?

"Uh...hmmm...Punch! Judy! Where are we going?

San Fransisco.

SAN FRANSISCO!? Are you kidding me?

That's what the train said.

Neat! That's a town from my world! Or at least an Earth that is somewhat like my world...I dunno if it's the same San Fran. But maybe we'll get lucky and get some good eats. I hear San Fransisco has some of the best seafood this side of Japan.

[Sorry Harley, every place you've mentioned is going to get a blank look from Blackarachnia.]

...Right.

It's also home to the most crooked street in the United States! How can you not wanna see that?

Really.

[Pause.]

I'll have to see if I can find my way over there then.

That's the spirit!

I was afraid you were gonna pan the choice.

But if things pan out then you'll get your cooking gear and I'll get to hang out with you some more.

And when we get to where we're going you can get cooking again and show us your skills aren't just a flash in the...pan.

[It's too much, she's cackling now.]

[Twitch. Did she just do a bunch of pan puns? She did, didn't she. Blackarachnia is ALMOST wishing she was back in Terminal Tokyo and facing down large destructive digimon bent on sending her permanently offline.

...It wasn't to late to go back was it?]

Say one more pun and I am never baking you another cupcake, cookie or any other savory treat for as long as we are both stuck here.

[Harley looks shocked, stricken even]

But...but Legs puns are one of the purest forms of comedy! How can you deny a girl one of life's most simple and stupid pleasures?

Easily.

It's annoying. Or at least, if you're going to do some puns, not that many in one go.

I'll do my best!

But I make no promises!

But I'll try really hard!

Probably.

...I guess, that's the best I'm gonna get out of you. Isn't it.

Typically yes~

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