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It's about slagging time this happened.

[Video clicks on to first reveal a rather dangerous looking black and gold claw before pulling back to display Blackarachnia in all of her bot glory. By the background, it looks like she's sitting in a tree somewhere looking very, very pleased and surprisingly? This she-spider isn't some gigantic robot. She... looks human sized. ]

Blackarachnia! Come down from there! You know I can't follow you up there!

[She glances away from the camera and down to where her partners are at the base of the tree... quite a ways down. This wasn't some redwood sized tree, but it was tall enough for her to satisfy her need for some distance from her Digimon. For the moment anyway.]

When I'm ready. Give a spider a moment to enjoy being a spider.

[What does she mean by that? Well, the network is going to find out. She sets her device on a branch and transforms. Yes, She really IS a black widow spider. It wasn't all talk. Blackarachnia reaches for her D-terminal and gives a spider version of a smirk.]

I've missed being able to do this.

[Click.]

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[A wolf whistle from down on the ground]

Hey baby! You gotta damn fine thorax!

[Gives her a few moments to stop laughing before peering down at Harley.]

You're damned right I do.

[She suddenly transforms and leaps down, doing a somersault on the way. She easily lands on her feet and does a little pose.]

And the rest of me is even better.

I'll say!

[Excitedly Harley paces a circle around her admiring her from every side]

No WONDER you hated being human so much. Look at you! This is wicked!

[Blackarachnia smirks at the admiration. She knew there was a good reason she kept Harley around and this was definitely it. It's not every day someone appreciates a well formed bot like herself. ]

Exactly. Being human is just... too boring.

[Her spider legs twitch a little as she puts her claws on her hips.]

You organics don't have nearly as much flexibility as I have like this or my weaponry.

Aw I dunno, I'm pretty flexible~ maybe we should start doing some yoga?

[eyes practically sparkling]

Weapons? Built in? Like poison or something?

Oh yeah. I have lots of weaponry and cyber venom.

[She reaches behind and pulls out her gun, completely loaded and ready to fire just to show off a little.]

[and now those eyes are dinner plates]

OHMIGOSH! And they work?! They aren't all borked like the rest of our gear?!

....Not sure. Lets see.

[She fires her gun at the tree. It impacts and quivers a bit. But... she frowns.]

That was supposed to explode.

[PRIMUS DAMN IT.]

Why are all you other 'bots slagging small?

[BA you and Arcee, tiny things. Seriously.]

[She can't help it if the rest of the bots are bigger than her.]

Why are the rest of you so slagging big?

You ever see a mini-helicopter?

Have you ever seen a dinosaur?

[Huffs.]

Look, where I'm from, bots have upgraded from the large and bulky energon guzzling frames to small, more energy efficient and flexible forms.

Beast modes have better uses than vehicle modes. Especially on the planet I was crashed on.

I've seen the Dinobots, yeah.

[That's totally a dinosaur right?]

Well, good for you. I still think you're frikking small.

...I'm not talking about those. We're more advanced then the original Dinobots.

[And come in a whole new world of flavors.]

And I still think you're an outdated scrap heap. But whatever. I'm happy just the way I am.

Besides, unlike you I can be around the organics without accidentally stepping on any of them.

... The implication that I want to step on an organic is way off.

[That would be a horrible mess, and while Whirl doesn't mind making a horrible mess.

It's better when it's because he just blasted some 'Con's head off then stepping on a human.]

And cool that you like yourself, that's an important thing. Or so I've been frikking told.

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[Bee is highly amused.]

Well that's one way to get some peace and quiet from the digimon.

Whoa.

[Don't mind her staring a bit. She might be sizing up your frame Bee. Nice colors. They almost match her own. Almost.]

Yeah, So far they don't seem to be able to keep up to me when I take to the trees.

[Well, maybe they just both have good taste.]

Though, you're going to have to come down sometime.

[And the little digis will be waiting]

[Looks like it.]

Eventually. When I'm done enjoying this.

[She knows. Her's are camped out below the tree she's in.]

[Bee's turn to be examining the spider lady. He gives a slight nod as he talks.]

Alt-form's different from what I thought it'd look like. But not bad.

Formidable, even.

Thanks Bee Bot.

[She just smirks a little.]

Formidable is one way to put it. I can kiss you and kill you if I wanted. It's the perk of being a Black Widow.

[Slightly wide eyes. He shakes his head and raises his hands defensively.]

Well, I'll pass on the killing part.

[Can you see that smirk widen slightly? Sorry Bee, you just left yourself wide open.]

Oh yeah? And what about the kissing part?

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