[Loud video]

[revvinguptheharley]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOKYO!

This is Dr. Harleen Quinzell reporting for duty! Call me Harley unless you're visiting me to have your head shrunk kay?

I gotta say I'm a little surprised to be asked to help save the world...but it wouldn't be the first time!

So what's the scoop? The beef? Just the facts jack! Pretend I'm Batman and you're the helpless cops of Gotham City. Give me all the hot tips inside tracks and behind the scenes juicy bits that make a would-be heroes job a little easier huh?

Because otherwise I'll just make it up as I go along.

By the way this is Tokyo right? How long till the next Godzilla attack? I'd like to get a camera. You know a couple snap shots. Something to send to the girls back home.

Anywhozits, you may have noticed me using "Doctor" at the front of my name. That's right! I'm a psychiatrist and a darn good one too! So if I could get a list of all the major mental and social issues plaguing you it'd make my job alot easier!

Stick with me kids and we'll have this world cooking like a microwave full of plastic explosive! WOOHOO!

For glory! For victory! FOR AN ICE CREAM NOVELTY WITH LITTLE BUBBLE GUM EYES! CHAAAAAARGE!

[It clicks off but if you were sharp eyed you could see where she was broadcasting from]

Video;

[leaderkun]

 [There's a gray haired young man on the screen! Yay for more newbies. He is sitting down outside the apartment building, an Elecmon curled in his lap. The rabbit-frog-bird thing is making  a dull buzzing noise like powerlines, his fan-tail sparkling. Almost like he's purring. Yu bows slightly at the camera]

It's nice to meet you all, thank you for having me. My name is Yu Narukami. Please take care of me while I adjust to all of this.

[HOW ARE YOU SO CALM YU. Well taking the time to read the letter and chat with his new partner has answered a lot of his questions- and if any of his friends are here they will see this, so no need to bellow about it. No reason to be rude, right? He sits back up, and as if feeling the shift Elecmon rolls over onto his back, showing his white belly, which Yu starts petting]

My new friend here said his name is Elecmon, but after looking around I think this might be a species name. I asked if he was alright with a nickname and he doesn't seem to really care either way. Is that a common thing here? I don't want to give him a name and make him uncomfortable with his own kind.

[Elecmon peeks an eye open, seeming to finally notice he's on camera. He rolls over, ears drooping as he slinks away.]

Ah, don't be shy...

001 [audio]

[aftertouch]

I guess I should introduce myself over this network, huh? My name's Hayden Tenno, and my digimon is Monodramon. I'm still not that familiar with this place, but if anybody ever needs help out of a bad situation you can count on the two of us. Just give us a call, let us know where you are and we'll be there for you. I'm not that big on making friends these days, but allies I like, so I'm up for talking about that if anybody's interested. If there isn't already, there should probably be a group to protect people and digimon from threats they can't protect themselves from. Everybody needs a hand now and then, right?

I know it sounds like I'm barging in and talking big when I just got here, but if I have to be here, I want to make the best of my time.

[In the background Monodramon can be heard.]

You sound like such a stiff, Hayden. Loosen up.

[Hayden just rolls his eyes and chooses to ignore that for now. He's said what he wanted to say, and that's all there is to it.]

Mission 1: Arrival (Video)

[hellspawnedhero]

*There's a pair of icy blue eyes on the screen, with a subtle warmth behind them that's at odds with the cold color. They belong to a young but scruffy looking face topped by white hair and bearing an expression somewhere between irritated and unimpressed. From the background, he still seems to be outside.*

Okay, first off, I've got a couple of questions, so why don't we humor the new guy for a while. Let's start off with the big stuff: where can a guy get a slice of pizza, a decent sundae and some booze around here? I just spent all day running around and it feels like I could eat a Gigapede if that wasn't the most disgusting idea I've ever heard.

Which actually brings me to the second question. I spent all day running around without food and was perfectly fine until I came here, aside from some serious cravings for cheese and tomato sauce. You see, I ain't exactly what you would call entirely normal, that's why I'm so good at what I do. So who's shit idea was it to bring me here, ask me to save the world and then add on 'by the way, you can't use any of the awesome and badass powers that usually help you get the job done'?

Actually, you know what, make that three questions. On the topic of saving the world, who's ass to I have to kick this time? Interdimensional gates don't normally screw with themselves when they're supposed to be closed, so I'm pretty sure someone's gotta be on a power trip. Though points for scale. Don't think I've ever heard of someone involving more than just the human world and the demon world in their evil schemes. ...Then again, until now, I didn't know there was anything other than the human world and the demon world. Guess they're right, you do learn something new every day.