gallowshumor: (✝ he stammered and said)
Undertaker ([personal profile] gallowshumor) wrote in [community profile] themainframe2013-05-20 10:19 pm

✝ [ Video ]

[ The Undertaker sits on a bench outdoors, munching on a bone-shape biscuit. He considers his begun feed for a moment, then turns the D-Terminal up on one end. His image now displays sideways to any viewers. It's a little thing that amuses him, you see. He has biscuit crumbs on his chin when he starts to speak, too. ]

Well now. I must say that wasn't quite the sort of "game" I was expecting, but I did enjoy myself! What charming old fellows those Trailmon are. A pity they'll never have any need of my services. Such a large creature as a Trailmon would demand an incredible cof-

[ Oh, that's right. Commander Shepard told him not to speak of those things in front of the children. Well, whatever the paying customer requests! He cuts himself off with a titter, and bites more from his cookie. ]

Ah, never mind, that's irrelevant. What is relevant, instead, is that I'm looking for someone. Could anyone do me the service of directing me to one Marley Rose? Apparently they are part of my prize....
renegadedriving: (WHAT)

[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-05-31 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks flat up alarmed.]

As in your children?!

[IF THIS IS CHILD BRIDES, SHE WILL PROBABLY ACTUALLY SHOOT SOMEONE...]
renegadedriving: (annoyed)

[personal profile] renegadedriving 2013-06-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Shepard's shoulders immediately relax.]

Thank god. Don't phrase it like that, it sounded like they were giving her to you as some kind of sexual conquest of war!