Video [Stunt 001]

[unknowing_user]

You're crazy. Are all of you humans this crazy?

Relax lizard I was just...venting a bit.

That's a really weird way to vent. You hurt yourself.

They're just scrapes.

[And Monodramon and Sam both finally notice that the D-Terminal that had been knocked off a bench in the park had been turned on. Nothing seems too out of place between them if you discount the slight redness and light bleeding of knuckles and the slight signs of someone not coping well with things in Sam's face. But that look is gone quickly as the usual cocky little smirk is back as he picks the terminal up.]

Ignoring the little misunderstanding there. How many of us are actually old enough to be legal adults here? Because it's hard to tell amidst the swarm of kiddies and makes it a bit awkward to buy beer without feeling like I'm possibly destroying innocents with such an act.

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[Video] I'm sorry. xD

[neverputincharge]

...what's beer?

[And how does it destroy innocents?

Says the guy who look like he's 30.]

The corruption begins.

[unknowing_user]

[If he stares a little longer then he should it doesn't matter. He's still getting used to the not actually human aspect since none of you lot have tried to kill him yet.]

Let me guess, alien or you lived in a non human colony out in the middle of nowhere earth and thus never got to learn about this vice of humanity?

[neverputincharge]

Been around a lot of aliens, huh?

Alien from another planet, livin' in the middle of nowhere. Didn't bother learnin' more about humans till several months ago.

[unknowing_user]

Not exactly. They weren't human but they were not exactly from another planet...unless you count the inside of a computer as an alien world.

[Amazing he can say that and not be considered crazy]

And back on topic to help educate you in the wonderful new race you get to be a part of now. Beer is a drink that can do a lot of things from giving you a nice buzz of good feelings, to making you think that whole idea of jumping into a semi frozen lake naked is a sound idea. Depending on how much you drink and how well you can handle it.

Not exactly something you want kiddies to be drinking a lot of.

[And ignoring the health issues as well, but hey he's certain you're not that much of an idiot to drink yourself into a coma.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

What's beer.

[Wreckers think alike, what can they say.]

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[unknowing_user]

[How does one explain this beverage to those ignorant of human culture?]

A liquid that when drunk enough can make things seem either much better or much worse depending on your own state of mind. Or make you think really stupid ideas are great ideas. Best parties happen when it's available.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Huh. So it's like high-grade.

[And if he was right on that--bring it on.]

Think you could introduce a guy to this stuff? No offense, but water? Not as good as it's hyped.

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[renegadedriving]

[Shepard looks amused at Sam's scrapes. She certainly agrees with him about this-- this is miss 'my ribs are broken but I don't see why you won't let me tackle things', after all.]

[But more importantly.]

If you're getting drunk, I'm totally in.

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[unknowing_user]

[Someone who speaks his language in this place.]

It might have to be a bring your own beer sort of party, unless there's a bar somewhere I haven't found yet.

Which is exactly why we need a head count so we know how many are in.

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[renegadedriving]

[Shepard grins.]

Oh, you just weren't looking hard enough. Digital Dive, it's farther away from the apartments than I'd like, but a bar's a bar.

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[grifball]

[Hurray beer!]

Huh? Is that what a moral sensibility feels like? Who gives a fuck if kids are watching, beer is beer and people drink it. Some even drink it heavily. [He is not a role model.]

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[unknowing_user]

Just checking, would hate to find out someone might decide to enforce a kid friendly environment. You can never tell man.

[Read he has ethics, but knows not to get into such a debate with others. Especially a potential drinking partner.]

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[grifball]

Hey, even the theme park let's the parents get shitfaced after dropping the kids off in Happy Fun Land or some shit. Though that does tend to make the mascots even more fucking terrifying. [Experience dude.]

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[reckless_but_loyal]

What's so strange about buying beer?

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[unknowing_user]

It's more trying to not have to answer awkward questions if some thirteen year old sees you buying it.

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[reckless_but_loyal]

Bah. Even the most sheltered fools I know knew of beer or ale at that age. Anyone who doesn't deserves the wake-up call.

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[manticora]

Worlds do differ. So I wouldn't worry about the kiddies.

[Technically she should be considered a kid herself, but the situation in her world is kind of different.]

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[unknowing_user]

I'll send any that start asking questions your way then. Bad influence and all as I've been told.

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[manticora]

Oh, no thank you. I'm sure you can handle them, Mr Bad influence.

[She probably sounds a bit amused.]

Just let the kiddies know that they shouldn't do anything that you do.

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[needsteaplz]

[Actually Saori may look 28, but she's much more older than that.]

There's actually beer here? I'm more of a sake person, but I'll accept whatever we have. Except for scotch since that's a no go for me.

As for the kids, I say be honest with them. It's something that requires a lot of responsibility and could lead to dangerous things if not handled properly.

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[unknowing_user]

Yeah, just have to be willing to look in some of the stores and be a bit adventurous if you have no idea what the squiggles that is a written language means. Someone even said there's a bar around here that's a bit of a walk from the apartment building we all lovingly share.


If you told me that as a kid I'd try it just to try it. But I wasn't a model student so you might have better luck with this bunch.

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[needsteaplz]

If they're in Japanese, I can help translate them if you like. I should check that bar out when I have some money to burn then.

And if that's the case, I would've given you a shot of the nastiest one available to deter you. Though you don't like the type that wouldn't stop even after that.

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[for_granite]

You act like we don't know what alcohol is.

[Ha. Hahaha. Ha. SCHOOL ASSEMBLIES.....]

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[unknowing_user]

[It's likely hard to tell with that smirk if he's being sarcastic or if he's actually being serious while being a smug ass hole.]

It's more I don't know how much you guys know in how not to be stupid and not get caught if you did decide to be rebellious.

It would take away nice things from everyone if one of your friends showed up drunk on these things because they didn't hide it first.

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[for_granite]

[A low whistle.] Woooow, you were right about not being a good role model. Milking it all the way, good job.