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[Gear up kids, it's time for training!

Or rather, what Wheeljack defines as training. The feed opens up to show the apartment he's living in, and while everything seems peaceful and tranquil at first, until a lavender blur dashes past. It looks like Wheeljack's Gazimon, dashing around with a little feather duster. She's...cleaning? Interesting choice of hobby.

But the video seems to pan out slightly, probably from the duster, showing Wheeljack leaning against the kitchen counter, a bowl of cereal in his hand. And a can of beer in the other.

Nice combination.]

Wheeljack, this isn't training!

Sure it is. Heard about it once.

Wax on, wax off.

[He even did the little hand motion.

You rolled her eyes, deciding that some 'training' was better than none, and continued. Wheeljack, on the other hand, had taken a glance at his cereal (which was dry, what a smartie), and his beer can. Slowly, the beer-hand lifted up as he poured it into the bowl, substituting the milk.

Convenience.]

Just like that.

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[Wheeljack takes a moment to raise an eyebrow, actually impressed you're using video.]

...You're still here?

[You stops her 'training', looking at the feed as well.]

What was that?

What do you think? If I had found a way to leave this place I wouldn't be sticking around here just to point out your flaws. [Turns up his nose at the camera.]

I said, is that all you can do? Clean? [Snort]

Even you have to admit that wouldn't be too outta character for ya, Screamy. Ya never did have the bearings to say things to my face. Not unless I was tied up.

[Okay maybe he's projecting a bit, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE HE EXPECTS DIFFERENT FROM YOU.]

Do these claws look like they're just for show, pasty face?

[And in that moment, Wheeljack felt a slight surge of pride for his little girl.]

When did I ever bother even speaking to you? ... [One delicate eyebrow raises] And tied up, hm? Sounds like someone has an interesting little fetish. Does that make it easier for you to come to terms with being attracted to me?

[Not that he even knows this Wheeljack- but everyone is attracted to him. Aren't they?]

[As for you, Miss Sassy Pants.] Right now, they look like they're for dusting.

Let's just say I'm familiar with the type--

[Okay, choking on his cereal a moment, half laughing and half trying to breathe.]

Y-You're jokin', right? If anyone's got the fetish, it's a jet sharin' your namesake. As for you're appearance, sorry, walking sticks aren't my type. Neither are Cons. You're 0/2 there.

[You scales up Wheeljack's shoulder, peeking over it and baring her teeth at the screen.]

You're going to regret saying that when I get my hands on you.

I see. So you're into bowling ball shaped Autobots. There's no accounting for bad taste, I suppose.

[Starscream frowns at the little beast.] Trust me, I already regret the first time you got your hands on me. [He'll never forget the feeling of a banana being shoved halfway down his throat.]

Hey, all I'm askin' for is a little metal muscle and a decent alignment.

[You can't help but smirk. Good times...GOOD TIMES.]

I'll always treasure that moment.

Good thing I couldn't care less then, right? [Seriously, he doesn't expect Autobots to recognize true beauty when it comes around on high heels.]

And I'll always want to purge when I think of you. Seriously though- he could at least be making you run errands.

[That's what Veemon is doing for him right now. Like a good little underling.]

You seemed pretty hung up on the subject to start, Screamy.

[He's had his fill of stiletto-heeled freaks, man. You, however, puts her eyes to the ceiling, tilting her head.]

That's on Tuesdays.

[His lip curls in a nasty sneer, shaking his head vehemently.] Please! I'm not the one who started talking about getting tied up.

[And as for You.] Whatever! I'm still sure my...blue thing... could beat your thing in a fight.

As a prisoner. Your mind went the south route, not mine.

...

[He holds up a hand to You, smirking into the screen.]

You think so?

What's the dif- [Blink] Nevermind!

And yes. I'm sure of it.

I'll let you off with that one. I got no interest in your free time, Screamy.

[But look at that smile split his face.]

We'll just hafta see about that one.

Nor I in yours.

[Oh good, it looks like the autobot is raring for a fight.]

Name the place and time. I'll be there.

You're serious.

[WELL OKAY, Starscream, suit yourself!]

How about some place outside the city? I'm game.

You're not going to win on grocery runs, you know.

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