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themainframe2013-06-10 04:17 pm
wheeljackofalltrades) wrote in themainframe2013-06-10 04:17 pm
003 | [Video] Backdated to before Mario Kart
[Gear up kids, it's time for training!
Or rather, what Wheeljack defines as training. The feed opens up to show the apartment he's living in, and while everything seems peaceful and tranquil at first, until a lavender blur dashes past. It looks like Wheeljack's Gazimon, dashing around with a little feather duster. She's...cleaning? Interesting choice of hobby.
But the video seems to pan out slightly, probably from the duster, showing Wheeljack leaning against the kitchen counter, a bowl of cereal in his hand. And a can of beer in the other.
Nice combination.]
Wheeljack, this isn't training!
Sure it is. Heard about it once.
Wax on, wax off.
[He even did the little hand motion.
You rolled her eyes, deciding that some 'training' was better than none, and continued. Wheeljack, on the other hand, had taken a glance at his cereal (which was dry, what a smartie), and his beer can. Slowly, the beer-hand lifted up as he poured it into the bowl, substituting the milk.
Or rather, what Wheeljack defines as training. The feed opens up to show the apartment he's living in, and while everything seems peaceful and tranquil at first, until a lavender blur dashes past. It looks like Wheeljack's Gazimon, dashing around with a little feather duster. She's...cleaning? Interesting choice of hobby.
But the video seems to pan out slightly, probably from the duster, showing Wheeljack leaning against the kitchen counter, a bowl of cereal in his hand. And a can of beer in the other.
Nice combination.]
Wheeljack, this isn't training!
Sure it is. Heard about it once.
Wax on, wax off.
[He even did the little hand motion.
You rolled her eyes, deciding that some 'training' was better than none, and continued. Wheeljack, on the other hand, had taken a glance at his cereal (which was dry, what a smartie), and his beer can. Slowly, the beer-hand lifted up as he poured it into the bowl, substituting the milk.
Convenience.]
Just like that.
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Haven't died yet.
[Key word: yet.]
Finally someone who speaks sense!
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You don't need to die. Only get violently ill.
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Why would they do that? Not like eatin' em together is any different than eatin' em separate.
[You rolls those eyes of hers again, hands going over her face.]
Forgive him, he's a giant robot.
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If you can't get past the taste of something, you'll never be able to stomach it. And that... [Pointing to the beer can.] Is going to effect the taste of a lot of things, probably to the point of indigestion.
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...Tastes fine. Then again, not sure how it was supposed to taste originally.
Take it you know a lot about what humans can and can't eat.
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And there's your problem.
A bit. Comes with being one.
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You see a problem, I see convenience.
Bein' human's weird enough. Don't need to add 'food standards' to the list.