Guilmon's Totally Prodigious Digistuff 005 [Video]

[fuhrinkaed]

[Today's camera pops up and shows the one and only Guil--wait where's Guilmon and why is this fox wearing her scarf? Well, at least Ed's standing next to her.]

Good afternoon, fellow denizens of the Terminal. I am Kyubimon, the evolved form of Guilmon.

I am known as the Flame of Balance. My interests include setting my foes alight with the dark blaze of my Fox-Tail Inferno, standing in the sunset, and running on the water. As a superior being, I have many thoughts and am continuing this log of my exploits so that you might hear my wisdom and learn much from it. [She huffs, fur puffing up slightly.]

As such, I shall now open the floor to any questions you may have. But be warned, the knowledge which I hold might make your skull itself implode.

So anyways, Guilmon finally digivolved. She's... kind of cool..? [He doesn't sound so sure about that. Kyubimon sees to bristle slightly.]

Do not be silly. I am maximum cool.

Comments

[fuhrinkaed]

[You could swear that Kyubimon is trying to look cool right now, with how her scarf is fluttering in the breeze.]

It felt like victory, friend.

[changelingdude]

Wooooow!

And you look so cool! Your fur! Did it come out sleek and shiny like that?

[fuhrinkaed]

Yes. One of the perks of digivolution is perfect fur.

[changelingdude]

And...you're sure you got smarter? How much has changed mentally?

[fuhrinkaed]

I am the pinnacle of intellect, capable of thinking such deep thoughts that none can keep up.

[changelingdude]

Wow...

[starting to be suspicious]

Um...can I hear an example?

[fuhrinkaed]

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around...

And that tree lands on a Damemon...

Does anyone actually care? Ponder this for a while. Then you shall begin to understand.

[changelingdude]

...yes. The Damemon would care.

[fuhrinkaed]

What about if it is a large tree? A skull imploding tree, perhaps? The Damemon would not be there to care.

There is much for you to learn.

[changelingdude]

Huh...yeah I guess that's true.

...but what if they had a family?

[fuhrinkaed]

You are beginning to learn.

There are many things to ponder in life.

[changelingdude]

Now I'm just worried I might evolve into something that can't sing.

[fuhrinkaed]

...You can sing?

[changelingdude]

I like to yes...and play music.

My dream is to be a professional performer.

[fuhrinkaed]

An excellent dream.

Mine is to find the world's greatest, tastiest food. And then I shall eat it.

[changelingdude]

Have you tried pudding?

My tamer makes some really great pudding.

[fuhrinkaed]

[Kyubimon considers for a moment.]

I have not tried pudding before.

Is it tastier than ice cream?

[changelingdude]

Um...that's really more of an opinion then a fact I can say yes or no to.

I could bring you some?

[fuhrinkaed]

Yes. Please bring me pudding.

Also, could you bring me a means to eat it? I can't hold a spoon.

[changelingdude]

Oh! Um...well yes I can figure something out...do your paws not work?

[fuhrinkaed]

They work. They just can't hold anything, and are really bad for spoons.

[changelingdude]

Ok...it may make things um...well difficult. Undignified? I've always had claws that can use utensils so I've never had to adjust.

[fuhrinkaed]

[Kyubimon considers things deeply again.]

I'll return to being Guilmon when the pudding arrives.

[changelingdude]

Ok, I apologize for making you shift back. I hope you like the pudding.

[fuhrinkaed]

It's fine. I'm looking forward to it.